Just tied the knot
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Two good jokes in the same thread? WTF is going on? 
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Just had a train run over my feet, probably my own fault for wearing platforms.
Dyslexia : Putting the cool in shcool.
Dyslexia : Putting the cool in shcool.
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Tres drole 
Soldato
What do you call a camel with four humps?
A Saudi quattro.
A Saudi quattro.
Man of Honour
I rang the dentist and asked how much it would cost to have a mouth full of teeth out with no pain and they said I wouldn't have much change out of £1500.
I said that it was too much so what about normal injections and the they said it would cost £500.
I said that was too much so what would it cost to just get the pliers and remove all the teeth causing a lot of pain and they said they would do it for £25.
OK, I'll send the wife around tomorrow.
I said that it was too much so what about normal injections and the they said it would cost £500.
I said that was too much so what would it cost to just get the pliers and remove all the teeth causing a lot of pain and they said they would do it for £25.
OK, I'll send the wife around tomorrow.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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LMFAO Thread = WIN!
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