kekeke! (ok funny story)

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My uncle lives about 3 miles away and today after I dropped my sister to school got a call from their house that his car had broken down in the middle of a busy roundabout and if I could go to their house, pic up some clothes and drop them off to him as AA were on their way but he was only wearing a tshirt and a longie (those who don't know what that is it's like a long skirt for men in asian tradition, don't worry though it's normal by "those" standards even though I absolutely hate the things and thankfully most of the people I know except the old fogies...)

So there I am on the way to their house and at the big Brockhurst roundabout spot a police car and next to it my uncles Primera, he's obviously inside not coming out because who wants to be seen in the middle of a roundabout wearing a skirt eh?! - They were both stopped slap bang in the inside lane of the roundabout and traffiic rolling by angrily. :o

I get the bag of clothes and on return notice the car no longer there so have to go back to the house to find out WTF is up, it appears AA arrived early and took the car and my uncle to a nearby garage so I made way for there and delivered the cotton goods.

Turns out his nearside drive shaft had farted and broke in two and looking at his mileage
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it's obvious why. 194K on a r reg Nissan :O and when he bought it I recall it being only 35k 4 years ago.

This sorta stuff allways happens to his family though, his daighters Micra got stuck in Morrisons carpark once a few weeks back because she sat there listening to the radio. Dry cells + radio on + engine off = rofl. AA arrived once again and attached the battery contacts and she says "so where's the battery" :p

Oh well. My morning has been made.
 
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NiCkNaMe said:
Thats about as funny as when I broke my arm and the bone started poking out.

I broke my arm like that but the bone stayed in the skin. The doctors and nurses thought it was the best thing they had seen all day.
The kept saying it was a good brake :o
Well goes to show if your a doctor or a nurse u might find broken arms funny :p
 
Going along with the 'funny as' comparisons, that story is about as funny as cancer.
I really don't get it, is it the skirt that's funny or the fact that the car broke down?
 
the skirt ¬_¬

It's one of those things I guess you have to have some sort of presence or know someone that actually wears the things to relate to it...
 
Mr. Wiki says...

Kekeke

It is widely believed that the expression "kekeke" comes from the Korean players of Starcraft who have a key on their keyboards that they use to express giggling or laughter and when typed in an English server it apears as the text "ke". It is commonly associated with the shallow but effective tactic in the game of amassing a large force of units known as Zergling or any type of Zerg unit and rushing the enemy base before they can properly defend themselves. The phrase "Zerg rush! kekeke!!" is often used out of context for any form of rushing or Blitzkrieg tactic, sometimes replacing "Zerg" with what suits the situation. In general, "kekeke" is used by North American and European gamers to mock both Korean adolescents and the Starcraft or even the whole Real Time Strategy community.

I have never heard it before, maybe I'm not geek enough. I blame the motors forum.
 
That story was as funny as a dead baby in a dumpster.
No two dead babies in a dumpster.
So...mildly funny.
 
it's good to see the legendary tolerance,coupled with the total absence of ego's and superiority complexes,of the Motors forum in evidence once again.
 
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