Kids can be embarrasing too!

Admiral Huddy

Admiral Huddy

Admiral Huddy

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My kids are always saying I’m embarrassing but I think they got their revenge yesterday..

I was in an opticians in Chelmsford yesterday and my son said to me in front of a shop full of people and in front of the lady serving..

"Dad, you can really tell your getting older", he Said.

"Why?", I replied

"You can see your nasal hair"!!

I just died and went bright red as half the people in the shop grinned and smirked.. LOL
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Admiral Huddy said:
My kids are always saying I’m embarrassing but I think they got their revenge yesterday..

I was in an opticians in Chelmsford yesterday and my son said to me in front of a shop full of people and in front of the lady serving..

"Dad, you can really tell your getting older", he Said.

"Why?", I replied

"You can see your nasal hair"!!

I just died and went bright red as half the people in the shop grinned and smirked.. LOL
:p
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My son is 3 and we were in Morrsons he shouted out my daddy kisses men, another time we were in specsaves he said dady that woman is really fat (she was massive) one day i will get my own back on him hehe
 
Axis64 said:
My son is 3 and we were in Morrsons he shouted out my daddy kisses men, another time we were in specsaves he said dady that woman is really fat (she was massive) one day i will get my own back on him hehe
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spat my tea out reading that one. surely cant get worse than that :)
now the question is.......... no i wont say it.
 
Mickey_D said:
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"

"Payback's a ***** "

"Age and treachery beats youth and speed. Every time"



Oh, yes. Time is on your side........
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Man! :mad: I liked those little lines you gave, I thought you was going to top it of with "Oh, yes. There will be blood!" but you ended it with time :p


How about showing embaressing pics on thier b'day :p
 
Probably my most embarassing moment with one of my kids was when my 19 yr old was 2 yrs old.
I took her into a heavy Metal record shop I used to work at and they had a nice thick carpet which also went up in front of the counter.
She then proceeded to be sick like a scene out of The Exorcist and it went everywhere and it was the really smelly type that kids do.
The shop emptied, I had to clean up the best I could and I went to a store called Wilkinsons and spent loads of money on cleaners, air fresheners etc.
It was at least an hour before anybody stepped into the shop.

I get my own back by Daddy dancing in front of her mates.
The only trouble is that it only worked during early teens.
I've never been able to embarass my 17 yr old for some reason.
 
Me and the gf took our 2 year old to Blue Planet Aquariam in Chester for a day out.
We had a nice time, looking at all the fish and stuff. Blue Planet have got the right idea, like most tourist attractions, put the cafe and gifts bit at the end so that you have to walk through them.

Anyway, the toilets are in the cafe part and the gf needed to go. So I sat down on one of the chairs and put him on my knee.

He started stuggling because he wanted to go with his mum, so his squrming about and I'm trying to stop him.

He all of a sudden started shouting out "HELP, HELP, HELP!!!!!"

To anyone who was looking it must have looked liked we was fighting or something :o

Doubtless to say I couldn't wait to get out of there.

It's OK though, I've got some embarrassing pictures to show any girls he brings round when he's older :D
 
My mum tells me that I embarrassed both her and my father when I was 4. We were at some sort of zoo and I started shouting 'Mum! Look at the size of that donkey's willy!

I haven't got much better either.
 
A few weeks ago Megan fell over in a huge mud puddle on our way into town with my Mum. We had to go and get her some new trousers.

My Mum was looking in the underwear section when all of a sudden Megan started shouting for me to look what she'd found.

My 2 year old stood in the middle of the shop proudly holding up the largest bra I've ever seen shouting 'For my boobies!!'

Oh, and a few months ago in the middle of Asda Megan proclaimed loudly and proudly that she had just farted, and then even more proudly shouted that she needed a pooh....'A really big pooh Mummy!!'
 
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