Large Monkey Teddy

Boycey0211 · 25 Jan 2016 at 21:10

Danger Phoenix said:
All of them are from China and won't arrive in time

5 years was more than enough time....

How often do you need a 6ft monkey at short notice?? This has happened twice now, so clearly the need exists.

Danger Phoenix · 25 Jan 2016 at 21:24

Haha... well I never ended up buying it last time.

Trying to see if I can buy this:
http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/26/you-c...teddy-bears-and-no-one-can-handle-it-5462741/

Pho · 25 Jan 2016 at 21:31

Wasn't that on 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown?

09:35

Hades · 25 Jan 2016 at 23:25

Van Hellseek said:
Spank me a monkey?

Fixed

Pudney · 25 Jan 2016 at 23:36

It tells you in the news link...

http://www.costco.co.uk/view/p/hugfun-93-inch-236cm-plush-sitting-bear-3-years-999424

http://www.ebay.co.uk/bhp/hugfun-bear

It feels weird googling for "hugfun"...

Danger Phoenix · 25 Jan 2016 at 23:44

Pudney said:
It tells you in the news link...

http://www.costco.co.uk/view/p/hugfun-93-inch-236cm-plush-sitting-bear-3-years-999424

http://www.ebay.co.uk/bhp/hugfun-bear

It feels weird googling for "hugfun"...

It's sold out in the website and the eBay ones aren't the larger size :rolleyes:

Caged · 25 Jan 2016 at 23:51

Have you tried shrinking yourself and using a normal size plush monkey?

mrk · 26 Jan 2016 at 00:10

Caged said:
Have you tried shrinking yourself and using a normal size plush monkey?

I can confirm that this is the best solution and works without fail.

Pho said:
Wasn't that on 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown?

09:35

Didn't see those bits, skipped right to 14:03

spenncerr · 26 Jan 2016 at 00:39

Why have you needed a 60 inch monkey twice in the past 6 years?

Jacksonn · 26 Jan 2016 at 07:48

spenncerr said:
Why have you needed a 60 inch monkey twice in the past 6 years?

Why haven't you? :rolleyes:

Cosimo · 26 Jan 2016 at 07:52

You could always go inflatable

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/2522...ICEP3.0.0-L&ff14=122&viphx=1&ops=true&ff13=80

Should give you hours of fun.

Terminal_Boy · 26 Jan 2016 at 08:07

Nothing to see here...

Housey · 26 Jan 2016 at 08:12

I'm not sure....

...but I think this has the hallmarks of one of the greatest threads in the history of the internet.

Danger Phoenix · 26 Jan 2016 at 19:15

spenncerr said:
Why have you needed a 60 inch monkey twice in the past 6 years?

I haven't... never ended up buying it the first time round. It was planned as a gift for the girlfriend (who now happens to be the fiancée) and I am revisiting it again for Valentine's Day.

Cosimo said:
You could always go inflatable

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/2522...ICEP3.0.0-L&ff14=122&viphx=1&ops=true&ff13=80

Should give you hours of fun.

That is not a bad plan actually, thanks for the suggestion! Now just need to find a place I can fill it up with helium... ideally somewhere I can discretely get it into the car before I get funny looks