late-nite joke

Ex-RoNiN

Ex-RoNiN

Ex-RoNiN

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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have
any widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on
her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft,
fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and whispers ... " I don't weally fink my pet pyfon
gives a damn that not fully starring my swear words could get me a suspension"

:p
 
Not bad, not bad.

Why do people quote the whole post when replying? Especially when they're the first person to reply.. :confused:
 
iCraig said:
Not bad, not bad.

Why do people quote the whole post when replying? Especially when they're the first person to reply.. :confused:
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I've quoted a few times this evening - reflex :D

SiriusB
 
Old!! Older than the sun. BE ASHAMED


Time for some real jokes:

What happened when Superman's pants fell down while he was flying over Metropolis?

He used his cape to hide his hairy bottom!


Which bird is always out of breath?

A strangled one!


What did the Eskimo have for his dinner?

The fur around his hood!
 
I tip my mexican hat to you in approval! I love these, even though they're not supposed to be good, they're GREAT :D
 
basmic said:
Because we can. ;):D
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But..... :(

Aint so bad here, but drives me mad when the first post is like four images, and the first reply is a quote of all of them with just "lol" at the end or something.
 
iCraig said:
when the first post is like four images, and the first reply is a quote of all of them with just "lol"
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lol
:D

Yeah, I totally feel the pain tbh. I get annoyed by it pretty much every day, maybe I'm just tetchy though :o
 
SiriusB said:
Yeah, something like this shouldn't annoy you!

SiriusB
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Paragraph quoting doesn't annoy, because it's designed to clarify responses.

But quoting massive opening posts when you're one of the first responders is just retarded, it means you have to scroll through it again to read a tiny little comment. I'm not talking about you anymore, just a generalisation. :)
 
iCraig said:
Paragraph quoting doesn't annoy, because it's designed to clarify responses.

But quoting massive opening posts when you're one of the first responders is just retarded, it means you have to scroll through it again to read a tiny little comment. I'm not talking about you anymore, just a generalisation. :)
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It is irritating sometimes, but as I said it was a mistake on my part - itchy quotey finger :p

But this is getting OT... back to the dodgy monkeypants jokes!

SiriusB
 
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