Late Wednesday Gag

Mr Nice

Mr Nice

Mr Nice

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A British Muslim was removed from an aeroplane after staff noticed suspicious behaviour.

When searched the suspect was found to be in posession of a protractor, compass and set square.

Police belive he belongs to the Islamic group Al'gebra.


Police want to charge the suspect under the charge of poessing "Weapons of Maths Instruction" :D







Thank you, I'm here all week
 
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John Smith of Poole, went to a market with his young son. The child was holding a 10 pence piece. Suddenly, the boy started choking, going blue in the face. The father realized the boy had swallowed the coin and started to panic, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, but serious-looking woman in a blue business suit was sitting at a coffee bar in the market, reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looked up, put her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folded the newspaper and placed it on the counter, then got up from her seat and made her way, unhurried, across the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully took hold of the boy's testicles and started to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulsed violently and coughed up the coin, which the woman deftly caught in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman handed the money to the father and walked back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he was sure that his son had suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushed over to the woman and started to thank her
saying,

"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied, "I work for HM Revenue & Customs"
 
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