Legal question, Topic: Dog****

Ripper · 20 Apr 2006 at 19:11

Is it illegal to send dog**** through the post to someone?

I've just been thinking about how funny this would be to send a box with some in to a friend at work. Surely as long as the person at the counter doesn't smell the parcel i'd be able to get away with it right?

Indy500 · 20 Apr 2006 at 19:12

Why would you do that anyway?

GordyR · 20 Apr 2006 at 19:13

We get enough **** through the post as it is.

Ripper · 20 Apr 2006 at 19:13

I think i have a weird sense of humour, but just the thought of my mate telling me at work all about some poo he got sent would just crack me up.

pinkacidbootson · 20 Apr 2006 at 19:18

I imagine it would be hard to mask the smell. Post man might get suspicious.

Ripper · 20 Apr 2006 at 19:19

bubble wrap and air freshener maybe

.SJ · 20 Apr 2006 at 19:20

Zip · 20 Apr 2006 at 19:20

Put it in a bubble rap bag then put it in the envalope

That way the smell wont come out and there could be the chance of him putting his hand in the bubble rap to see whats inside

Oh one more thing
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Reppyboyo · 20 Apr 2006 at 19:39

Why not just buy some of the fake stuff?

PinkPig · 20 Apr 2006 at 19:40

It's disgusting, dangerous (plenty of nasty infections can be carried around), and I'm certain that you'd be breaking the law somewhere along the line.

In short, grow up. I'm slightly astonished that someone aged above 12 would find this a remotely amusing proposition.

Just my opinion.

KizZ · 20 Apr 2006 at 19:41

Reppyboyo said:
Why not just buy some of the fake stuff?

Cuz its expensive! Its free when you crap in a bubble wrap.

Carlos_S · 20 Apr 2006 at 20:37

It's assault iirc, so yeah, it is illegal.

daz · 20 Apr 2006 at 20:38

It would come under hazardous materials probably.

JohnnyG · 20 Apr 2006 at 20:39

You should send cat **** instead & get the postie to throw the box at your workmate & shout 'catch it'...

Johnny Girth · 20 Apr 2006 at 20:40

It's not assault.

Carlos_S · 20 Apr 2006 at 20:41

Johnny Girth said:
It's not assault.

Yeah it is. Same as stalking.

KizZ · 20 Apr 2006 at 20:42

Assault would be when you wipe it on your hand and you happy slap someone

Oliver · 20 Apr 2006 at 20:43

I heard it's worthy of either a fixed penalty SP30 or the CPS can do you for attempted rape and perversion of the course of justice!

Nah seriously, it's probably illegal under some kind of harassment charge or maybe a breach of the peace?

daz · 20 Apr 2006 at 20:55

Carlos_S said:
Yeah it is. Same as stalking.

Not sure that it could be contrived that you would apprehend that unlawful force was going to be applied to you. Which is what assault is.

Luseac · 20 Apr 2006 at 20:56

JohnnyG said:
You should send cat **** instead & get the postie to throw the box at your workmate & shout 'catch it'...

LOL!