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Life used to be simple; but now I've Scottished myself.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Edrof, 13 Feb 2013.

  1. Thorper

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    Location: Yarmo

    Salty brown cox :o
     
  2. Metalface Mark

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    Location: Paisley

    If its McAlpine then Dundee United should be your choice, they had a famous goalie who may be related, Hamish.
     
  3. Cosimo

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    Location: Londinium

    I think we can still be friends so long as you don't mention the 25% again.
     
  4. Skidder

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    Wow, I'm sorry and I was getting to really like you too.

    I recently found that one of my grandfathers was Jewish and my wife helpfully suggested circumcision.
     
  5. Sash

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    Location: Edinburgh

    [​IMG]

    As a Scotsman seeing this thread.
     
  6. Frenzy

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    Location: Limbo

    Will it blend?
     
  7. G-MAN2004

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    I discovered my surname is Scottish, but I choose not to believe it. :p
     
  8. Efour

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    Location: Norrbotten, Sweden.

    cutoff a limb as penance and us TRUE Englishmen may accept you again.

    Send him Back !
     
  9. bushmins

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    Did it take alot of effort for your dad to find out where his mother or his wifes mother came from?
     
  10. Efour

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    Location: Norrbotten, Sweden.

    hahaha :p good point.

    (unless there is some extremely interesting adoption or *******ization story behind the OP)
     
  11. rgzcampbell

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    Location: Blairgowrie

    Try reading the whole thread first
     
  12. JBod

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    Location: Santa Monica, California

    You all look the same anyway ........ ;)

    1/4 Irish
    1/2 English

    My dad was adopted and after some delving it turned out I am 1/4 Canadian, I don't know how I feel aboot that, to be sure.
     
  13. rgzcampbell

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    Try reading the whole thread first.
     
  14. Messiah Khan

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    Location: Scottish Highlands

    I'm from Yorkshire, my father is from Yorkshire, his father before him is from Yorkshire, his father before him is from Yorkshire, his father before him is from Yorkshire, his father before him is from Yorkshire, his father before him is from Yorkshire, his father before him is from Yorkshire, his father before him is from Germany! :D
     
  15. Raymond Lin

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    Barbarian ! :eek:
     
  16. lordhughes

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    What are you going to do when that quarter of you wants independence from the or three quarters?
     
  17. The Dread Pirate

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    Location: Outside in the bushes

    Commonly used but sadly it's never worked I believe this is due to the nuke seeing the scottish hoards it's approaching and then deciding to **** it as it's not dealing with those mad scottish ********!

    Myself 3 of My grandparents are Serbian in origin the other Italian both my Parents were born in this country(In Yorkshire, Leeds to be exact. WHITE ROSE WHITE ROSE!) as was I so I guess that makes me 75% Serbian, 25% Italian, 100% British, 50% Tyke & 99.9% Stoned off my ****!
     
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  18. Macro

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    LOL.... I've met so many American that fit this description, I believe the phrase in a open and respectful non racist sort of way is "plastic Paddys". :D
     
  19. JBod

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    Well at least you got a little bit of sanity from all than Northernish,
     
  20. EyepodI

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    You can come out now about your fetish for wearing skirts in public