Limericks

[Father Ted]

Here's an idea (shamelessly nicked from another forum).

The idea is to make a limerick up. Each poster makes up, and posts the next line following the classic limerick structure, ie five lines, lines 1,2 and 5 to rhyme with each other, lines 3 and 4 to rhyme with each other.

Whoever posts the last line to complete the limerick can also post the first line to start the next one.
I'll start the first one:

There was a young man with one leg.

 

[Willis]

who ate monkeys in bread

 

[SunaseIPs]

His gums were so sore.

 

[Vertigo]

The bones were a chore

 

[Noxis]

So out he went to his shed.



There once was a woman from Dunkirk

 

[Zogger]

who looked rather like Michael Buerk

 

[SunaseIPs]

Her crimewatch routine.

 

[n3crius]

Made her eat cream

 

[Neoni]

To which then she released her bottom steam.

There once was a dog from york

 

[lozza23_uk]

To which then she released her bottom steam.

There once was a dog from york

who liked to chew on some pork

 

[SunaseIPs]

To which then she released her bottom steam.

OT - FAIL!

Lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme, lines 3 and 4 rhyme. You did 3,4,5

 

[Neoni]

OT - FAIL!

Lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme, lines 3 and 4 rhyme. You did 3,4,5

pah u do one for it then, i know it was shoddy!

 

[SunaseIPs]

pah u do one for it then, i know it was shoddy!

OT - No this is an opportunity to redeem yourself, quick before anyone notices.

 

[n3crius]

OT - FAIL!

Lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme, lines 3 and 4 rhyme. You did 3,4,5

ah well, it rhymed. continue the madness!

 

[ScarySquirrel]

who liked to chew on some pork

She had massive lips

 

[Zogger]

but let's talk about hips

 

[MookJong]

As they enable her to walk.

There was an old man from Peking

 

[penski]

who's pendulous scrotum did swing.

*n

 

[Father Ted]

It hung to his knees

 

[penski]

and was filled full of bees

*n