Caporegime
Little things that annoy you
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People in petrol stations.
Why are you all waiting in line for the pump on the same side as your filler cap? People who built petrol stations aren't stupid, they designed the pumps with enough hose to reach the opposite side of the car
This is an annoyance of mine, although it's also good as I sail straight up to the empty pump.
People so obsessed with cleanliness that they get annoyed about using everyday items
Why are you all waiting in line for the pump on the same side as your filler cap? People who built petrol stations aren't stupid, they designed the pumps with enough hose to reach the opposite side of the car
This is an annoyance of mine, although it's also good as I sail straight up to the empty pump.
People so obsessed with cleanliness that they get annoyed about using everyday items
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UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA.
This, and people who don't accelerate away from roundabouts and/or junctions. Oh, and people who can't decide what side to go to when walking towards you. Idiots.
This, and people who don't accelerate away from roundabouts and/or junctions. Oh, and people who can't decide what side to go to when walking towards you. Idiots.
Soldato
The guy to the right of me at work that taps the desk with a tune quite hard as my department is on one big long desk not only is this annoying from a noise stand point you can feel the vibration! the ripples in my tea agree with this. He is a nice guy but this little habit is rather distracting.
The guy to my left likes coming in the morning wiping the sweat from his head, fat belly and armpits with the same paper towel then putting it in the bin next to me. There are about 6 other little annoying things he does as well lol.
In general what annoy me it walking around a high street or shops. there allays peeps who take up the whole shopping ille or pavement for XYC reason walking mega slowly so everyone has to go to the road to pass them or just peeps you suddenly stop in the centre of a pavement to chat to someone and then get bitchy when you almost walk into them.
The guy to my left likes coming in the morning wiping the sweat from his head, fat belly and armpits with the same paper towel then putting it in the bin next to me. There are about 6 other little annoying things he does as well lol.
In general what annoy me it walking around a high street or shops. there allays peeps who take up the whole shopping ille or pavement for XYC reason walking mega slowly so everyone has to go to the road to pass them or just peeps you suddenly stop in the centre of a pavement to chat to someone and then get bitchy when you almost walk into them.
& slow walkers.
Dear lord! I just want to get in, get my food and get out. Chatting @ the checkout is fine but when she actually stops scanning and engages in a several minute long conversation with the customer makes me want to put her face through the scanner. [/keyboardwarrior]
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People that say "OMG" instead of oh my god, even that still annoys me.
People trying to decide between two almost identical products in the supermarket who just stand there for 5 minutes staring. JUST CHOOSE ONE!
People who talk really loudly on their phone.
People not putting their shopping trolley back properly so the wind blows the trolley into your car!
When the cat takes a **** on the carpet, then looks at me like I've done something wrong.
People trying to decide between two almost identical products in the supermarket who just stand there for 5 minutes staring. JUST CHOOSE ONE!
People who talk really loudly on their phone.
People not putting their shopping trolley back properly so the wind blows the trolley into your car!
When the cat takes a **** on the carpet, then looks at me like I've done something wrong.
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This
This - and in the Trafford Centre this is especially pronounced. I have always said that there should be lines and a one way system to get round that place
People who don't indicate generally annoy meDo they think we are mind readers? And then they wonder why they have a crash on a roundabout
HATE this...it tends to be mostly on certain cars/ vehicles too - white vans and BMW's/Mercs/Audi's/Land Rovers
What? So you can afford a nice car, but your too rich to put your indicators on?!?!And one of my own: people undertaking you on the motorway when your driving the speed limit and in the middle lane - WHY IS THIS OKAY?! Oh wait its not, its ILLEGAL!!! They then dive in front of you and sit there like they are all innocent!!!!!! ****er's!!!!!!!!!
...and breathe...
Soldato
When I first read that I thought you were talking about checking your balls for lumps but then I got to the word children and decided to reread it to make sure I didn't need to get Esther Rancid on your case
Why were you in the middle lane if they are able to undertake you in the inside lane?
Soldato
In the dead of night, people sitting at 50Mph in the middle lane on the motorway.
Soldato
The hoards of women (and therefore incapable manchildren) that block the men's clothing sections in almost all of the shops I use when buying clothes.
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Why were you in the middle lane if they are able to undertake you in the inside lane?
Okay should have said outside lane doing the speed limit - okay a little over - but still JEEZ!!!
Caporegime
People who don't thank me for pulling in, so they can have the right of way. How hard is it to put your hand up in appreciation?
People who stop in doorways!!!!!! It happens EVERYWHERE for no good reason. I don't see how getting in my way helps anyone decide where they are going.
Car parks, no one in the known universe seems to treat them as roads, Morrisons in town becomes an irrational free for all with no one following the little give way signs on the floor! Nearly had several car park related crashes with me sticking my middle finger up ad people who clearly don't see the little give way signs littered over the place
Packed lifts, there is never a need to be crammed next to someone who can't wait 2 mins for the next one.
Anyone who ever asks a questing during a lecture. Should be banned from breathing.
Tutters, those people who tut in public about someones behaviour.
Car parks, no one in the known universe seems to treat them as roads, Morrisons in town becomes an irrational free for all with no one following the little give way signs on the floor! Nearly had several car park related crashes with me sticking my middle finger up ad people who clearly don't see the little give way signs littered over the place
Packed lifts, there is never a need to be crammed next to someone who can't wait 2 mins for the next one.
Anyone who ever asks a questing during a lecture. Should be banned from breathing.
Tutters, those people who tut in public about someones behaviour.
Soldato
People who walk slow
People who can't walk in a straight line
People who do nothing but complain when the bigger picture clearly shows they have it easy
People who complain of being tired when they stay up until 4am only to go to work for 8am the next day (this directed at one person in particular)
People slurping drinks first thing in the morning
People eating loudly
People who can't pronounce words properly
I'm not exactly Mr Dictionary but people who misspell "lose" as "loose"
People who when instructed to do something return with "well can't do we it this way" NO THAT'S WHY I SAID TO DO IT THE OTHER WAY!
People who don't wash
People who don't indicate
People who think they're more important than they are
People repeating the same damn jokes over and over for years on end
People who fit all the above criteria and try to tell me about their weekends or holidays, i don't care!
People who phone me trying to sell me things
People who are obese - when it's their own damn fault, not medical
People who when walking in one direction instantly turn and go back with no sign of warning nearly crashing in to you
People running around blind corners
People who drive like idiots at stupid speeds thinking "I've driven this road so many times i know it really well" yes but you don't know the whereabouts of every other person on the planet and that they won't be coming around that bend at that particular moment.
Chavs
Drug addicts - blame it on whatever you want, end of the day it's their own damn fault
Alcoholics - blame it on whatever you want, end of the day it's their own damn fault
I'm sure i can add to this if I thought a bit harder but that probably covers most of my daily hate.
EDIT:
One that nearly made me swear at a child very loudly yesterday: People who don't hold doors open for you when you're carrying a damn ladder!
People who can't walk in a straight line
People who do nothing but complain when the bigger picture clearly shows they have it easy
People who complain of being tired when they stay up until 4am only to go to work for 8am the next day (this directed at one person in particular)
People slurping drinks first thing in the morning
People eating loudly
People who can't pronounce words properly
I'm not exactly Mr Dictionary but people who misspell "lose" as "loose"
People who when instructed to do something return with "well can't do we it this way" NO THAT'S WHY I SAID TO DO IT THE OTHER WAY!
People who don't wash
People who don't indicate
People who think they're more important than they are
People repeating the same damn jokes over and over for years on end
People who fit all the above criteria and try to tell me about their weekends or holidays, i don't care!
People who phone me trying to sell me things
People who are obese - when it's their own damn fault, not medical
People who when walking in one direction instantly turn and go back with no sign of warning nearly crashing in to you
People running around blind corners
People who drive like idiots at stupid speeds thinking "I've driven this road so many times i know it really well" yes but you don't know the whereabouts of every other person on the planet and that they won't be coming around that bend at that particular moment.
Chavs
Drug addicts - blame it on whatever you want, end of the day it's their own damn fault
Alcoholics - blame it on whatever you want, end of the day it's their own damn fault
I'm sure i can add to this if I thought a bit harder but that probably covers most of my daily hate.
EDIT:
One that nearly made me swear at a child very loudly yesterday: People who don't hold doors open for you when you're carrying a damn ladder!
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Mine are noise related.
Car alarms, house alarms, the alarm on my fridge freezer that tells me the door has been open for too long when I'm putting the shopping away, American accents, especially on the tripe programmes the other half watches, the microwave peeping when it's done cooking/defrosting. Finally, the silly cars on the roads with noisy exhausts. Yes dear, it sounds like a tank but go play with it somewhere else!
I'm sure I can think of more..
Car alarms, house alarms, the alarm on my fridge freezer that tells me the door has been open for too long when I'm putting the shopping away, American accents, especially on the tripe programmes the other half watches, the microwave peeping when it's done cooking/defrosting. Finally, the silly cars on the roads with noisy exhausts. Yes dear, it sounds like a tank but go play with it somewhere else!
I'm sure I can think of more..
Soldato
this one is my pet hate too, why not have swing doors like the loos in the US?
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Couriers who don’t give you a delivery timeslot.