Live in Essex - watch out for the Lion!

Brookert · 26 Aug 2012 at 23:16

There is a circus that visits clacton airfield this time of year. Although I imagine it would be hard to miss a lion on the animal check

Vampire · 26 Aug 2012 at 23:16

Painful interview with someone on Sky News just now, trying to make a story from someone who hasn't seen or heard anything at all.

Sky: "So, since the Police told everyone to stay indoors, what have you been doing".

Woman: "Erm, staying indoors watching the news".

Sky: "Have you seen anything?"

Woman: "No".

TurnipHead · 26 Aug 2012 at 23:16

This is gonna cause an uproar.

robfosters · 26 Aug 2012 at 23:18

Yes that was an uncomfortable interview. Nothing worse than one word replies after every question.

Pudney · 26 Aug 2012 at 23:24

Bet this was a girl with too much fake tan on.

robfosters · 26 Aug 2012 at 23:25

First pic of the Essex Lion released!

[TW]Sponge · 26 Aug 2012 at 23:28

doofer · 26 Aug 2012 at 23:29

robfosters said:
sadly, there is no way the lion will live if spotted.

If it's spotted then surely it's a Leopard, Jaguar or Cheetah, not a Lion.

Orcvader · 26 Aug 2012 at 23:35

I'm on the wrong side of Essex... I want to see the lion...

Jono8 · 26 Aug 2012 at 23:38

It will be the pride of Essex!

Mason- · 26 Aug 2012 at 23:39

King Damager said:
Yeah, live around there... Well, not really... but in Essex. XD

Personally wondering how far a lion can travel in a day xD

I think it's AWESOME!

I've actually spent quite a bit of time in Jaywick and St Osyths xD

kd

Unlucky.

robfosters · 26 Aug 2012 at 23:39

Twitter is unbelievable!

A twitter account for the Eseex Lion was set up 1 hour ago and already has 13,522 followers!

Lunatic Dreyfus · 26 Aug 2012 at 23:44

C'mon Lion. Time to go to work!

Bet it turns out to be a labrador or something...

Orcvader said:
I'm on the wrong side of Essex... I want to see the lion...

To be honest, every side of Essex is the wrong side.

Sgt Tackleberry · 26 Aug 2012 at 23:50

I'm in clacton area right now, we have been looking around all night for this bloody lion but still nothing!...

I'm glad about this as 2night there are no little scum bags about

, so there is a plus side.

robfosters · 26 Aug 2012 at 23:51

Kwerk would be handy to have there atm.

Sgt Tackleberry said:
I'm glad about this as 2night there are no little scum bags about , so there is a plus side.

Possibly a viable alternative to ASBO's?

UncleRuckus · 26 Aug 2012 at 23:56

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Sgt Tackleberry · 26 Aug 2012 at 23:57

robfosters said:
Kwerk would be handy to have there atm.

Possibly a viable alternative to ASBO's?

I would like to think so.

Cyclone · 27 Aug 2012 at 00:02

It's just an Essex girl with a dodgy perm!

Sgt Tackleberry · 27 Aug 2012 at 00:08

Cyclone said:
It's just an Essex girl with a dodgy perm!

You are so true...

[TW]Sponge · 27 Aug 2012 at 00:25

doofer said:
If it's spotted then surely it's a Leopard, Jaguar or Cheetah, not a Lion.

Brilliant.