lol Latvia

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Latvian boy very sick, will die soon. Father take all money from family to buy single potato.

Days later, boy die. Father is bury son in ground. Next to potato.

Months later, family rich! Many potato!




Why is potato cross road?

No potato. Is delusion of hunger.




What do Latvian suicide bombers look forward to?

72 potato



Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.




What did one potato say to the other potato?

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?



*Disclaimer - i have nothing against Latvians and a lot of their wimmin are hot.
 
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One day, Latvian man open door to see other man. Other man say, "I have goat, wish to trade for daughter."

Latvian man overjoyed. "Goat! This daughter is luckiest daughter. She has rich suitor."

Latvian man fetches daughter from field and gives to man. Man start walk away. Latvian yell, "Where is promised goat?"

Man say, "I am lie. Is no goat."

"No goat? Is joke you play?" Latvian say.

Man shake head. "Is Latvia. No joke here. Is nothing to laugh about."

Latvian agree. Everyone is sad. No one eat dinner that night.
 
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