Why did chicken cross road?
I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.
Latvian walk into bar with pig on shoulder. Bartender say, “That look delicious!” But pig say, “No. Is Latvian. Taste is similar to dog.”
Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat
How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” sa
y first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
Latvia president accept Georgia president visit.
"Mister Sakashvilli, is you hungry?" ask the Latvia president.
Sakashvilli responds "Me not have good potato since evil Russia invade our deh-moh-kratics Youro-pian country. Evil Putin regime deprive our children from good potato and is must be stopped. Me think there must be sanctions against Putin Russia."
Latvia president say "Oh sorry, me have only potato from Russia aid program to Latvia."
Georgia president embarrassed "Can your cameraman cut off that speech then, good friend?"
Latvia president laughs and slaps knee "Not be worry, friend, cameraman just for show. We not can afford film for long time now."
