Looking for a car humour repost

[JayMax]

It's been a good while since it was posted - basically it's a load of made up quotes from various car owners club forums.

The only one I can really remember was something like:
Subaru Owners Club - "I'm thinking of getting some new alloys for my blue Impreza, how does gold sound?"

It popped into my mind on my drive home from work today and I can't find it anywhere, and since I can't remember much about it I've had no luck on google as I have nothing to search for... I'm sure someone round here has probably saved it in a txt file or something?

 

[JayMax]

Cheers Goliath - that list still makes me smile, the hummer and the F1 my faves

Managed to get a few more out of google with your help:

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Supra Forums
-Head to big too fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

RX7 Forums
-13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

Jeep Forums
-What's the biggest tire I can fit?

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!