lost your house keys? try this!

Phone your local Fire Service. We should charge for it but we very rarely do as it was a charge imposed by the Labour Government and we believe our services to you are already paid for. Some firemen are jobsworths so be sure to say you think that you've left a pot boiling or some other potential fire risk and you'll be exempt.
 
If you think you might need to use this skill at some point, practice it a few times on safe, easy targets. This will help ensure that you don't injure yourself when attempting the real thing.

HAHAHAH :D Like shed doors.............??
 
After years of forgeting keys I now know how to break into my house, my parents house, my grandmas house and my Corsa WITHOUT setting off the alarm.
 
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