Let it be known that my homemade pesto has given me Pine Mouth. That'll teach me to make delicious things from scratch!
Cheese oatcakes and a Banana.
I pity people who don't know what oatcakes are
Oatcakes are the best food invention known to man.
In saying that I had a tuna and onion sandwich today.
I pity people who don't know what oatcakes are