Man confesses murder on his deathbed, but recovers...

benjo · 23 Mar 2009 at 21:59

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7959155.stm

That's just a bit unfortunate

Stretch · 23 Mar 2009 at 22:12

Doh.

Death penalty, lol.

danielmp007 · 23 Mar 2009 at 22:15

loooool

dP

EDIT: Not for the fact that he killed some1 btw

Ben M · 23 Mar 2009 at 22:17

What a genius

asim18 · 23 Mar 2009 at 22:18

woops

Hatter The Mad · 23 Mar 2009 at 22:20

danielmp007 said:
EDIT: Not for the fact that he killed some1 btw

ok thx for clring that1 up m8

Ben M · 23 Mar 2009 at 22:23

Hatter The Mad said:
ok thx for clring that1 up m8

np m8. ne tym

Sankari · 23 Mar 2009 at 22:23

Ah, the irony.

"I'm dying! I murdered that dude!"
"Thanks for the info!"
"Oh crap, I'm alive!"
"Die, scum!"

aslco · 23 Mar 2009 at 23:11

Haha he did it for religious reasons and then got pwned by God.

Greenlizard0 · 23 Mar 2009 at 23:15

That's a pretty weird story. Isn't there a saying that goes something along the lines of taking a secret with you to the grave?

Tefal · 23 Mar 2009 at 23:19

unless they can find any evidence though it isn't enough for a conviction.

Greenlizard0 · 23 Mar 2009 at 23:22

Tefal said:
unless they can find any evidence though it isn't enough for a conviction.

Crickey, haven't seen you for ages!

rotters · 23 Mar 2009 at 23:24

what a full confession? that should do surely?

thepeganator · 23 Mar 2009 at 23:25

Woops

mame · 23 Mar 2009 at 23:28

Heard this on the radio. Got the be the best use for "epic fail" ever.

Tefal · 23 Mar 2009 at 23:28

rotters said:
what a full confession? that should do surely?

I stole maddie...

There you go a confession. Doesn't mean it's true. He could just say he was lying unless they have evidence they wont even be able to get a conviction unless he wants them to.

rotters · 23 Mar 2009 at 23:32

i see what you did there, it all depends on the details he gave, ie things others could not have know re the murder.

Mik3 · 23 Mar 2009 at 23:50

Lmao He wont even respawn in heaven as it doesn't exist

Vonhelmet · 24 Mar 2009 at 00:00

Mik3 said:
Lmao He wont even respawn in heaven as it doesn't exist

TROLLING FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

vincent1989 · 24 Mar 2009 at 00:04

lmao. fail of almighty proportion