Men who punch above their weight with woman

Begbie said:
Crock of crap!

No such thing, I have been with a few women some would consider above my weight. Confidence and the willingness to sleep with loads of horrors/fatties to get you there is all it takes.
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This is true, I have discovered that woman love confidence, and they pretty much can hardly tell when it is faked. APART FROM YOUR STUTTERING AND HAVE ARPMIT SWEAT STAINS! :D

Seriously, when I am in a relationship, I'm constantly turning down invitations for casual sex, yet, now I'm single, I dry hump my mattress every night, and rock myself to sleep every night. I know it doesn't take a whole thread to say this but... Woman are generally thickle. It seems.
 
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djmc0 said:
Wait, what? I have a paradoxical penis? :D
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At the point where you say "I don't have a small penis but..." you could either have a small penis or not, but chances are you're about to make an excuse for not having a small penis because you might have a small penis. And since none of us are able to observe and verify, there is a paradox :D
 
Very few women care if a guy is balding or not or sadly if they are the sharpest tool in the draw or not. I've worked with some people who are complete muppets but get the women because they are horribly artificially charming/social and have a bit of money.
 
djmc0 said:
Why... Are... You... Not... Entirely... Sure?

Also, when I use periods, I tend to use a capital letter in the next segment, whether that be an ellipses, question mark, or an exclamation mark.

Cheers, though.
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Well, to be entirely straightforward then: I'm unsure as to exactly how you came to conclusion that I believe you have trouble deciphering shapes.

I was merely pointing out the inherent hypocrisy in someone claiming that another person isn't particularly intelligent while using the word "draw" instead of "drawer".

Fin.

Oh, and technically there's no hard and fast rule with ellipses so there goes your little superiority trip.

EDIT: Oh, and they're full stops. Unless you're American.
 
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You don't pull a woman by having a big penis, although you will find it easier to keep her. Obviously the guy is just nice and probably confident.
 
Jonny69 said:
At the point where you say "I don't have a small penis but..." you could either have a small penis or not, but chances are you're about to make an excuse for not having a small penis because you might have a small penis. And since none of us are able to observe and verify, there is a paradox :D
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I had to read that atleast 5 times, I know it's the equivalent of saying, I'm not racist but...

Err, just to change the subject, have you seen Inception? Joseph Gordon-Levitt Kicks a man down an impossible staircase (can not remember the name of the person who devised this) and says 'Paradox' That is cheesy.

Errrrr, wat?
 
You make more than him, that doesn't even come close to meaning you have more money than him. He could have won the lotto, played the stock market or be from a very rich family.

I know quite a few people who have uber money from parents/family but never ever flaunt it, a couple have crap cars they take to work and don't show off but have decent houses that show they have a bit of cash. Another friend of mine just doesn't spend any of his money and he has a lot.

Other people I know have parents who pay for a house/flat, with that large expense gone and things like holidays and the like paid for, his much lower pay than yours ends up going a lot further, not needing to save cash means he might be able to spend every last quid on his bird.

Maybe she's a hooker, or someone he photoshopped in.

Then some birds just want a decent bloke, nothing more or less, or maybe he has a 14" penis, who knows. The important thing is to ask him if his bird knows any other hotties who would be willing to settle for an ugo, then you're sorted.
 
Pestilence said:
Well, to be entirely straightforward then: I'm unsure as to exactly how you came to conclusion that I believe you have trouble deciphering shapes.

I was merely pointing out the inherent hypocrisy in someone claiming that another person isn't particularly intelligent while using the word "draw" instead of "drawer".

Fin.
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Fair enough, We all make errors in our posts, my excuse is the pub. Do you have the same excuse?

I do love it when someone corrects another persons grammar or spelling, yet their post post is laughable. Do you feel superior yet? I don't understand, it's not as if you couldn't understand it, I'm not a user of text speech.

Pettiness, really.
 
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