The closest I've seen to that is Homer Simpson falling down stairs in an MC Escher drawing.Err, just to change the subject, have you seen Inception? Joseph Gordon-Levitt Kicks a man down an impossible staircase (can not remember the name of the person who devised this) and says 'Paradox' That is cheesy.
You make more than him, that doesn't even come close to meaning you have more money than him. He could have won the lotto, played the stock market or be from a very rich family.
I know quite a few people who have uber money from parents/family but never ever flaunt it, a couple have crap cars they take to work and don't show off but have decent houses that show they have a bit of cash. Another friend of mine just doesn't spend any of his money and he has a lot.
Other people I know have parents who pay for a house/flat, with that large expense gone and things like holidays and the like paid for, his much lower pay than yours ends up going a lot further, not needing to save cash means he might be able to spend every last quid on his bird.
Maybe she's a hooker, or someone he photoshopped in.
Then some birds just want a decent bloke, nothing more or less, or maybe he has a 14" penis, who knows. The important thing is to ask him if his bird knows any other hotties who would be willing to settle for an ugo, then you're sorted.
Would this be the right thread in which to say......single female seeks man with decent sized ****...![]()

DRAWER
ITS A BLOODY DRAWER
Happens both ways, have seem some stunning men with right dogs
Fair enough, We all make errors in our posts, my excuse is the pub. Do you have the same excuse?
I do love it when someone corrects another persons grammar or spelling, yet their post post is laughable. Do you feel superior yet? I don't understand, it's not as if you couldn't understand it, I'm not a user of text speech.
Pettiness, really.



The closest I've seen to that is Homer Simpson falling down stairs in an MC Escher drawing.
because they probably arent as shallow as you or the op and want a long term partner not arm candy they can parade around a club.
Ohhhhhhhh I could make or break your street cred right now.....what to do, what to do.![]()

That's one way of approaching the subject, yeah![]()
I always thought it was drawer, no?
Worst "I have a small penis" thread ever.

Well, you did then go on to attempt to garner your own little piece of superiority complaining about ellipses, didn't you? Hence, I don't think you're in any position to complain about pettiness. I presume it got your goat up a little, and for that - I apologise. You seem intelligent enough.
But yes, I've had a few beers.
It's just that that ONE particular misuse of a word probably gets my back up more than ANY other literary transgression these days. Literally, my local Asda has a handwritten sign for staff at the games stating something like "XBOX IN LEFT DRAW" etc. Makes me grind my teeth every time.
I know how you feel, when I am sober, I do not tend to make such school boy errors, however, as mentioned I have imbibed many (Yeah definitely(I almost mis-spelt this on purpose)many)) beers. Yet, it's not as if made an extreme OcUK error (your instead of you're, their, there etc, and my faviroute brought instead bought)Some people are just nice. Or like you said, has loads of money or a huge Weiner.
