Milk

[Angilion]

Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.

Why? You may ask.

No bugger'll drink it. And the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.

In case anyone is wondering what on earth SkeeterUK and I are babbling about, it's a scene from Red Dwarf:

 

[DJMK4]

Dolphin milk clearly = jizz

So no thank you sir, not on my chips

Normal cows milk. I have to have a pint before I leave in the mornings

 

[G-MAN2004]

No thanks. I'll stick to my 4-5 pints a day of the cow stuff!

Does it taste better? Is it cheaper?

If the answer to either of these is no then why the **** would I?

Calm down bro.

 

[Sho]

no thank you

 

[G-MAN2004]

We all know the OP is a troll. So considering I've been up since 5am "I don't wanna"!

Fair enough.

And 5am? You pansy! I've been up since 6am yesterday.

 

[G-MAN2004]

Oh, well I'm off to bed in a minute. Enjoy work!

 

[Reldar]

I'd love to try all different types of milk!

Pig milk, horse milk, kangaroo milk, gorilla milk, elephant milk, rhino milk, hippo milk

 

[Cosimo]

If it doesn’t come from a cow then I won’t drink it.

 

[Sp00n]

If there was a valid reason for me to drink it then yes.

 

[ntg]

You can just imagine all the pretentious posh unemployed heirs ordering at Starbucks their grande soya extra hot dolphin skimmed milk latte.

 

[Skidder]

I'm not keen on milk. I'd rather have a nice dolphin steak.

 

[psd99]

If it was available for sale at your local supermarket, would you drink dolphin milk?

buffalo's milk is the best tasting I've ever had!

 

[Scougar]

My wife used to do missionary work in Russia, and was offered 'fish milk'. She queried this, as she wasn't aware fish had milk, and they explained it by saying 'boy milk', as in the sperm of the fish.

I hope you are not referring to the above?

My only real problem with having 'Dolphin milk' (true milk) would be how they managed to milk dolphins, and as highly intelligent being's, I wouldn't want to put a dolphin through the mental anguish of being captured/milked etc.

So no. (To your complete bizarre question).

 

[Morgoth]

I would like to enjoy Dolphin's milk with my Dog eggs.

 

[AdladUK]

I'd love to try all different types of milk!

Pig milk, horse milk, kangaroo milk, gorilla milk, elephant milk, rhino milk, hippo milk

What about cat milk?

 

[Abraham]

I would like to enjoy Dolphin's milk with my Dog eggs.

Dolphins are a mammal, as such they breast feed and ego produce milk.
Apparently it's 4 times richer than human milk, I have no comparision to cow milk.