Miserable rude obnoxious people – know anyone?

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Sorry this is a bit of a rant..

There is a bloke at work who is the grumpiest, selfish, rudest, miserable and anoxious person i've ever meet (it's not me btw).

I have to sit opposite this guy and it's awfull. He shouts at his wife on the phone when she doesn't answer his call and swears at her. He is rude to every one in the office. He has no mates and think everyone is sad. He keeps a worm farm btw.

Anyway, this morning i thought i'd start a conversation with him.. We'll call him Mr Coulson.. well because that's his name..




Huddy - “you see Planet earth last week?”

Coulson - “NO – **** OFF”


:eek:

That ended that topic of conversation, then..

:D

an hour or so later..

Coulson - “my worm farm is coming on nicely”

Huddy – “really– **** off”



He then complained to HR about my aptidude



LOL

Know anyone like this?
 
LOL I know some annoying sods, but nothing like that! You sure he wasn't jsut really busy at the time or something?
 
Admiral Huddy of the First Navy! said:
He then complained to HR about my aptidude

I'd say that your aptitude was quite good to spontaneously think up a witty, and mocking, answer that quickly :p

Your attitude is an entirely different kettle of fish ;)
 
Thing is, as he's the one who has complained you will be reprimanded, I know you stated he used the same language to you earlier but you didn't complain so your HR dept will see it as you being at fault.

This kind of thing really ****** me off tho, maybe you and your office mates should start going to HR everytime he swears at them, if thats the way he wants to go about things :mad:
 
This guy is sexual relief of the manual kind.
I would single him out for serious terrorist actions.
Totally underhanded attacks and tricks would be played on this git until i drove him insane or out of my space.
It would be different if he took what he gives but he runs off to tell tales for doing exactly what he does.
Spontaneous combustion would be frequent around this chaps desk and attacks would be carried out whilst he is crapping. Whilst the door was locked i would not be able to resist and aeriel attack of the water kind.
Miserable people are only ok if you can rip to **** out of them.
 
People on the helpdesk at "**** Certificated Baliffs". Huffed at me then hung up before I had chance to talk.
Hung up on the next call too after hearing the case reference.
3rd call they ended early by saying "I've been talking to you for too long - bye"

I wanted them to come around so I could stick the kettle on....
...and throw it in their face
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Apprently have it sorted now though.
 
Pickers said:
I wanted them to come around so I could stick the kettle on....
...and throw it in their face
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to be egotistical for a second, i had a feeling i'd be mentioned :(

i know lots of people like the one in the OP...they're funny.

is anything coming of you being reported to HR mate?
 
come and work in acedemia if you want to see what a whole group of them looks like,most cannot dress themselves and can only hold a conversasion if you are talking about their research.Thee is one guy here who only makes ocasional visits to planet Earth, the rest of the time he walks straight past,or through, you
 
Gilly said:
Admiral, just show him what you can do to a piñata. That'll shut him up.


oh yeah!!

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Woah, reminds me of Sam0r (used to post on these forums) :eek:

Hope you don't get in too much stife due to his complaint about you though!
 
Sic said:
to be egotistical for a second, i had a feeling i'd be mentioned :(

i know lots of people like the one in the OP...they're funny.

is anything coming of you being reported to HR mate?

I wasn't saying you were miserable rude or obnoxious - just the keyboard warriror attitude I temporaily adopted was befitting of you ;)
 
he sounds like a square peg in a not so square hole :p
Maybe he just hates his job, although thats some extreme rudeness.

Give me a couple more years in this job and I might end up like that! :(
 
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