You know what annoys me. Useless descriptions, and personal descriptions.
Example, yesterday evening:
Useless descriptions
"Craig, have you see the jungle thing?"
"Jungle thing? I'm a celebrity..?"
"What? No.. the jungle thing.."
"I have no idea what you're talking about"
"THE JUNGLE THING... what's a name.. Black Hawk Down"
"The film, Black Hawk Down? Yes I've seen it. - Why is that the Jungle thing?"
"Never mind. Is the film any good?"
Personal descriptions
*ring ring* - "Hello?"
"Craig, are you busy mate?"
"Not really, why?"
"I forgot my money for a taxi, and I'm stuck up town outside ASDA."
"Ok, I'll come get you, just wait 10 mins.."
*arrive at ASDA* *call friend* Where are you?
"Outside the ASDA mate?"
"I don't see you.."
"I'm over by the orange photobooth"
"What? There isn't one. Sainsbury's has that? You nob - are you at Sainsburys?"
"Yeah that's it, ASDA, Sainsburys, Tesco's, all the same"
