Most amusing ebay advert i have ever read (for a Rammstein ticket)...

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I think more people should put this much effort into their adverts :D

Hello There! This is the first time I've sold anything on eBay!
Exciting Stuff!

As you can see I have however bought plenty of stuff, so feel free to look at all my A++++++++++++++++++++++++ feedback ratings.
I'd like to point out if you do all that leather gear I bought wasn't actually for me, my mum bought it using my account. *ahem*
Anyhoos.

This auction is for 1 (one, un, ein, uno) ticket for the standing area to see Rammstein at the MEN arena in Manchester on 2nd February 2010.

Rammstein are everybody's favourite German boyband, think of them as the German version of Westlife, I think in fact 'Rammstein' means Zone of the boys in German or something. Loved my Mädchen and Frauen alike, these boys put on a wholesome family show, in which they sing beautiful heart-warming songs about things such as angels(Engel), how much they love their mothers(Mutter), and the family pet cat(Pussy).

This ticket can be exchanged at the venue for a lovely fashionable brightly coloured paper bracelet that will allow you access to the standing area where you will be free to get as close to the stage as you wish. Although I'd recommend you stay behind the security barriers or the the security staff may eject you from the venue. I should also say although I have said this ticket will provide you with an unrestricted view, that could be dependant of whether you are 'vertically challenged' or if you stand behind a really tall fat person. I personally won't be getting too close to the stage as I wish to leave with my eyebrows intact.(those crazy German boys and their pyrotechnics)

So why am I selling this ticket, you ask? Quite simply because 6 months ago when I bought 2 tickets my friend was very eager to accompany me to this concert. Now of course that they've had time to time about it they are more 'Why the hell did I agree to go anywhere with that weirdo?' So while I will still be going, they're not. Hence the spare ticket. If you happen to see there feel free to say 'Hi' I'll be the one near the back sobbing and babbling incoherently about how lonely I am and how everybody hates me.

IMPORTANT PLEASE READ.

In their infinite wisdom Seetickets, despite all the snow and the Royal Mail's known tendency to go on strike have decided to only start sending the tickets out 3 weeks before the concert(12/01/10). So I don't actually have the tickets in my possession at the time of writing. But I am assured I should have them by the time this auction ends. So I would ask the winning bidder NOT to send their payment to me until I have confirmed the tickets have arrived. I will dispatch the ticket via Royal Mail Special Delivery(this means somebody will need to be available to sign for the ticket) within 24 hours of receiving payment(Unless it's a Sunday or we get another inch of snow and everything shuts down again)Thank you!

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask me. Although I should warn you I don't know much about history so you might be better asking somebody else about things like that.
Every sentence is ebay comedy gold :D
He should be a writer! :D

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OMG thats awesome they sound hilarious!

I might send him a message and link him to this thread when there are a few more replies, i might go and collect the ticket off him if i win it seen as it's not far from me :D
The last sentence is brilliant, genuine laughs from me!
 
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