Murphy And The Twins.......

What's invisible and smells like carrots?








Rabbit farts.
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Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.

"No", shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!"

Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"How dilated is she?"

"Ah she's over de ******* moon sure!"
 
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