Mustard and facial hair?

divine` · 14 Oct 2006 at 19:49

Carl said:
Is everyone being serious about the mustard?

Why would we not be? :confused:

Cybermyk · 14 Oct 2006 at 19:50

dmpoole said:
Interesting - any particular vintage?

I've started off with 2 parts vinegar to 5 parts mustard but do you think I should cut it down to 1 part if I'm using red wine vinegar?

I'd stick to the 2 parts, cut it down a bit if your hair changes colour though.

p4radox · 14 Oct 2006 at 19:57

dmpoole said:
I'm experimenting with mustard and natures other miracle 'cure for all' which is vinegar.
It makes my scalp smell a bit but I can see an improvement.

Cure for all is correct, but the best method of application is brown paper. The stuff that you wrap parcels in - the absorbency is perfect.

perplex · 14 Oct 2006 at 19:58

dmpoole said:
DO NOT put Colmans mustard on your face.
I did this back in 74 and now I have to shave three times a day.
Its not big and its not clever.

This is just tempting me. Do you have a pic of your face (in the morning maybe) showing this monstrous stubble?

My dad has amazing facial hair growth. Every single one of his shirt collars are destroyed, looking like they've been sandpapered for hours.

SexyGreyFox · 15 Oct 2006 at 01:31

perplex said:
This is just tempting me. Do you have a pic of your face (in the morning maybe) showing this monstrous stubble? My dad has amazing facial hair growth. Every single one of his shirt collars are destroyed, looking like they've been sandpapered for hours.

At about 7:30pm I had a shave and at about 10:30 I kissed my bass player on stage and he complained that I'd stubbled him. I then proceeded to stubble his forehead.

perplex · 15 Oct 2006 at 01:42

dmpoole said:
At about 7:30pm I had a shave and at about 10:30 I kissed my bass player on stage and he complained that I'd stubbled him. I then proceeded to stubble his forehead.

What the... I don't even want to begin to try and figure out the content of this post.

Andelusion · 15 Oct 2006 at 01:50

I haven't tried mustard myself (happy enough with my growth) but know personally other people who have tried it and it definately works, as bizarre as it sounds!

pinkacidbootson · 15 Oct 2006 at 01:55

Nobody believes me when i tell them about the mustard... they also don't believe that an exausted bee can be revived with some honey

if only they went on this forum!

BloodWolf · 15 Oct 2006 at 03:08

Biohazard said:
I'm going to bath in the stuff tonight

Think this guy did too.

pinkacidbootson · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:19

Im sat here with my face covered in mustard, i just had a shave aswell so it burns like a mofo. I will be doing this every day for the next couple of weeks, wish me luck!

If this is one big joke i will hate you all forever

Efour · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:46

Johanson said:
Im sat here with my face covered in mustard, i just had a shave aswell so it burns like a mofo. I will be doing this every day for the next couple of weeks, wish me luck!

If this is one big joke i will hate you all forever

Have you got the right thickness of mustard? I cant stress how important this is.
If its too thick it suffocates the folical. Can you estimate the coverage or post a picture showing it?

If its not right chances are you might just be wasting your time

pinkacidbootson · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:50

Can you describe the correct thickness?

robmiller · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:54

Johanson said:
Can you describe the correct thickness?

It varies from person to person, that's the trouble. About as much as you'd spread on a sandwich should be fine, but remember that the more you put on the more it works—you don't want to look like a werewolf!

pinkacidbootson · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:58

If my face was a sandwich, i reckon it would have the perfect amount of mustard on it

How long do you think i should leave it on for?

divine` · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:59

Johanson said:
If my face was a sandwich, i reckon it would have the perfect amount of mustard on it

How long do you think i should leave it on for?

As I posted above 30-45 minutes twice per day.

robmiller · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:59

Johanson said:
If my face was a sandwich, i reckon it would have the perfect amount of mustard on it

How long do you think i should leave it on for?

About 30 minutes, give or take, and remember to adjust for desired thickness—the longer you leave it, the thicker it'll be.

Efour · 17 Oct 2006 at 15:01

Im not happy about this without the picture, you are in real danger of ending up looking stupid. I mean massive hair growth.

robmiller · 17 Oct 2006 at 15:08

Efour2 said:
Im not happy about this without the picture, you are in real danger of ending up looking stupid. I mean massive hair growth.

Me too :/ How thick is it? You have to be really careful—my werewolf analogy wasn't exaggeration!

Can you show us a picture of how much you've got on?

pinkacidbootson · 17 Oct 2006 at 15:13

Its starting to flake off now as its been on for a while, so its inconsistent but here's a pic:

You've seen enough

yhack · 17 Oct 2006 at 15:14

Actually, according to recent studies, it works very well.
But, you must have it covering the right places for it to work well.
Unfortunately I can't remember the name of it.
Post a picture and I'll tell you if it's right.

Edit: LOL!