Boomsticks future chatup line:-
so i was bogged down with my unit in northern Iraq, intel was all wrong and we found ourselves hopelessly outnumbered and outgunned.the only chance we had was to dig in and try to survive the inevitable firefight.we fought with all our might but even so the sheer firepower of the enemy began to whittle down my squad.we were scared out of our minds but we knew we had to keep fighting or we were all lost.i was reloading and took a round in the neck, i swear if my hoppo charlie hadn't been there to help me back up i'd have taken another round.fear took over and all i could do was grit my teeth,shut my eyes and hold the trigger down until the "click" of my empty magazine was audible.when i stopped hyperventilating and opened my eyes all i could see was a mass of enemy bodies...and only Charlie and me were left from our squad.a field medic patched me back together as you can see but at least i lived to fight another day
<cue deep and meaningful pause>
it's something that will stay with me for the rest of my life.
followed by but i don't want to talk about it,hehe.