My GP just gave me the finger

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I went to my doctor this morning to check a couple of things. I hope you're not eating.:p I noticed my toilet paper was stained with blood a couple of times this week. :eek: Would seem to have gone now and I suspected perhaps a mild fissure or haemorrhoid. More the latter as I could feel a sort of inflated cushion part around you know where. Doctor (mid 40's milf'ish female :o and not my normal male doctor) told me to pull my pants down and lie on my side in an almost fetal position. I'd already showered vigorously half expecting this. Wasn't as embarrasing as I thought tbh, you see it all the time on that channel 4 'embarrasing bodies' programme. But it's not particularly dignified, lol. She, like me, suspects it's superficial and to do with that inflated part, and doesn't think it's anything from further up the colon. As I say, it seems to have gone now anyway, so I guess it was superficial, thank god. Nevertheless she suggested getting a blood test.

Prior to that examination, she gave me a blood pressure test with the arm band. She did it 3 times to let my pulse rate settle. It went from 166 down to 150, by which time I was pretty relaxed. I'm wondering if it would be any lower when I'm not having the test, because those arm pressure tests tend to make my pulse rate go up. Anyway, 150 is nothing to really worry about she said, and I am 52 so it's more normal for higher BP at my age. However, it is borderline hypertension, so she gave me a card with 'borderline hypertension' written on it, to go book myself a blood test and cholestrol test. It's one injection. I've booked myself in for next friday morning and it means fasting for 12 hours from 10pm the night before. Gawd!:( Then I'll go back to the doc the following week when they'll have the results. I suspect what will come out of all this will be advice on lowering cholestrol and blood pressure, or perhaps mostly cholestrol.

Anyone here with higher than average BP? How hard would it be for me to get my BP down by 10mmHg to 140? I think i'm going to cut out almost all salt in my food for a start and remove all skins from chicken thighs and legs as those are all bad. She never told me my diastolic number, I wish I'd asked. Just the systolic.
 
Lovely.

It was probably because you were racing at the thought of this doctor sticking her finger up your bum, and you were expecting it to lead to something else whilst you were there.
 
I went to my doctor this morning to check a couple of things. I hope you're not eating.:p I noticed my toilet paper was stained with blood a couple of times this week. :eek: Would seem to have gone now and I suspected perhaps a mild fissure or haemorrhoid. More the latter as I could feel a sort of inflated cushion part around you know where. Doctor (mid 40's milf'ish female :o and not my normal male doctor) told me to pull my pants down and lie on my side in an almost fetal position. I'd already showered vigorously half expecting this. Wasn't as embarrasing as I thought tbh, you see it all the time on that channel 4 'embarrasing bodies' programme. But it's not particularly dignified, lol. She, like me, suspects it's superficial and to do with that inflated part, and doesn't think it's anything from further up the colon. As I say, it seems to have gone now anyway, so I guess it was superficial, thank god. Nevertheless she suggested getting a blood test.

Prior to that examination, she gave me a blood pressure test with the arm band. She did it 3 times to let my pulse rate settle. It went from 166 down to 150, by which time I was pretty relaxed. I'm wondering if it would be any lower when I'm not having the test, because those arm pressure tests tend to make my pulse rate go up. Anyway, 150 is nothing to really worry about she said, and I am 52 so it's more normal for higher BP at my age. However, it is borderline hypertension, so she gave me a card with 'borderline hypertension' written on it, to go book myself a blood test and cholestrol test. It's one injection. I've booked myself in for next friday morning and it means fasting for 12 hours from 10pm the night before. Gawd!:( Then I'll go back to the doc the following week when they'll have the results. I suspect what will come out of all this will be advice on lowering cholestrol and blood pressure, or perhaps mostly cholestrol.

Anyone here with higher than average BP? How hard would it be for me to get my BP down by 10mmHg to 140? I think i'm going to cut out almost all salt in my food for a start and remove all skins from chicken thighs and legs as those are all bad. She never told me my diastolic number, I wish I'd asked. Just the systolic.

It could be the fact that she is milfish and the fact that you are worried that raised your BP.

I measured mine at home using a machine the same as the surgery one and then 45 minutes later in the actual surgery but it was way higher because I had walked there and also because I was nervous.
 
Haemorrhoids. Horrid things. I'd better refrain from my story about haemorrhoids, a metal telescope inserted, well you can guess where, some rubber bands and sleeping policemen :mad:
 
Anyone here with higher than average BP? How hard would it be for me to get my BP down by 10mmHg to 140? I think i'm going to cut out almost all salt in my food for a start and remove all skins from chicken thighs and legs as those are all bad. She never told me my diastolic number, I wish I'd asked. Just the systolic.
Yes, mine is on the high side of normal. I've become very fit since first noticing I had high blood pressure but it has not reduced it much. Some people are just pre-disposed to have conditions such as high blood pressure, so don't get too down if you can't lower it much. As I understand it, unless you're consuming huge amounts of fat, salt is probably more likely to cause high blood pressure than fat in your diet. It causes the walls of your arteries to constrict slightly and you heart has to pump harder to move the blood round, hence the higher blood pressure. Internal body fat will also cause high blood pressure, but you can clear this out with aerobic exercise like running and cycling.
 
Haemorrhoids. Horrid things. I'd better refrain from my story about haemorrhoids, a metal telescope inserted, well you can guess where, some rubber bands and sleeping policemen :mad:

Yeah, I feel for you. I imagine they'd be painful. I remember a colleague of mine years ago who had a lot of discomfort and had them surgically removed. From what my doctor said, she couldn't feel any haemorrhoids and puts my thing down to some sort of temporary inflammation or swelling. I've had no discomfort or pain.
 
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