My house is empty now apart from me

[Drunkenmassacre]

OcUK house party? (clothing apparently optional)

 

[Kerplunk]

How about drinking beer with a bacon bap whilst fapping excessively to porn on full volume?

I'm doing that right now

Some times it's nice to hear the storyline and the voices

 

[crinkleshoes]

Set up hidden webcams to catch them in trysts.

Find the gay ones! Find the gay ones!

 

[cainer]

walk around in nothing but Y-fronts while eating slices pf pizza and air guitaring

 

[The Halk]

Find the gay ones! Find the gay ones!

That looks so bad out of context

 

[4T5]

Wrap everything that belongs to the 2 other housemates in tin foil & I mean Everything, Bed, floor, clothes anything & Everything.

 

[One]

They aren't coming back lol.

 

[crinkleshoes]

That looks so bad out of context

Too true...






.... worth it

 

[crinkleshoes]

They aren't coming back lol.

Will confuse the landlord

 

[4T5]

They aren't coming back lol.

I'd prepare yourself for the Police visit that's coming then & the 25 years you're gonna get.

 

[ElliorR]

They aren't coming back lol.

Ah right we get you.

Is the new patio nice?

 

[ng93]

Wait until midnight, turn all the lights off, and scare yourself silly playing amnesia.

 

[PermaBanned]

Install a slide.

 

[ElliorR]

Have a dirty protest.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Shower beer and tablet dump.

 

[One]

Not even naked now because it was cold

It will be useful not having to put anything on before having a shower tomorrow though.

 

[The Halk]

Shower beer and tablet dump.

Had to UD them - I'm about to have a bath coke though.

 

[danza]

Shower beer and tablet dump.

This is hard to beat. Although tablet dump comes first for hygiene reasons.

 

[J-FRO]

turn the lounge into a swimming pool.

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

Home Alone traps.