My made up Joke of the day

Daze · 31 May 2012 at 14:13

Good effort. Would never repeat it though.

TurnipHead · 31 May 2012 at 14:58

Wording needs some work, otherwise pretty good, 1/10.

Gaygle · 31 May 2012 at 15:03

TurnipHead said:
Wording needs some work, otherwise pretty good, 1/10.

Made me lol

arctine · 31 May 2012 at 15:04

Gaygle said:
That's well good!! I might make an alternate ending with this reflected.

It still wouldn't be funny.

Haggisman · 31 May 2012 at 15:26

touch said:
I think it would be better if he skidded off the road during his test and crashed through a playpark and an army barracks. Then he crashed into a tree and died, removing the need for the "punchline"

Fixed.

Unicorn · 31 May 2012 at 15:29

Leave :/ clever but don't give up your day job

Cosimo · 31 May 2012 at 15:30

Effort: 7/10
Content: 1/10
Grin Factor: -2

floatindolphin · 31 May 2012 at 15:55

A woman is in hospital giving birth. The doctor's pulling the baby out as she pushes, he then starts punching the baby then throws it against a wall

He turns to the mum, "April fool, it was dead already"

Russinating · 31 May 2012 at 16:05

Efour · 31 May 2012 at 16:09

Gaygle said:
Says the guy who is clearly obsessed with the most moronic, ridiculous, annoying thing made in years

touché

mame · 31 May 2012 at 16:11

Gaygle said:
the driving examiner just gets out of the car and starts walking off without saying a word.

I read that part slightly wrong. I've been reading sickipedia too much

G-MAN2004 · 31 May 2012 at 16:13

Quite possibly the worst joke ever. In fact, can it even be called a joke? :/

OP is a joke.

Twirlywoos · 31 May 2012 at 16:32

My Mrs went to the Doctors as she had been putting on weight.

The Doctor had examined her, and had said "Well, I think you have an overactive..", My Mrs interrupted with "Thyroid. I know, I knew, I knew it",

to which the Doc replied, "Actually, I was going to say Knife and Fork"...

**BOOM!**

Efour · 31 May 2012 at 16:34

majnu said:
My Mrs went to the Doctors as she had been putting on weight.

The Doctor had examined her, and had said "Well, I think you have an overactive..", My Mrs interrupted with "Thyroid. I know, I knew, I knew it",

to which the Doc replied, "Actually, I was going to say Knife and Fork"...

**BOOM!**

worse than op

GravyMonster · 31 May 2012 at 16:42

Angela Merkel is going through customs after landing at Warsaw airport. The stern customs agent asks her, "Name?". "Angela Merkel" she replies. "Occupation?". "No, just here on business".

fez · 31 May 2012 at 16:55

Spunkey said:
Angela Merkel is going through customs after landing at Warsaw airport. The stern customs agent asks her, "Name?". "Angela Merkel" she replies. "Occupation?". "No, just here on business".

Haha, would love to see a Germans reaction to that one.