My magic car

Bri

Bri

Bri

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I can't decide whtat to do with my amazing invisible car. Should I use it fo fight crime or for mischevious purposes.....?

4 people pulled out on me today, 3 of which caused me to take evasive action, 1 was so damn close the wife nearly **** & he didn't even bloody notice the gormless ****!

What is it, is my car difficult to see? Are we allowing people who are blind to drive nowadays? Aaaaarggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Anyway, rant over, is it just a weekend thing? Anyone else experienced anything similar today? Maybe there's something in the water (or it might be all the chemicals in the air :D )
 
Bri said:
1 was so damn close the wife nearly **** & he didn't even bloody notice the gormless ****!
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You shouldn't say such things about your wife. :p

</grammar Nazi>
 
The thing is, they don't even appear to realise that they have done anything wrong, they just sit there looking gormless whilst I'm justiculating at them, suggesting that they try using their eyes :confused:
 
Yup, its the weather for sure. So many near misses last week on the bike it was untrue. Fortnight ago, no trouble at all :confused:
 
I once had two cars pull out in front of me in the space of 30 seconds.

The other day an old fart pulled out in front of my while I was on a mini roundabout and I pressed the horn but nothing came out. :(

So I just sat there flashing my lights shouting rude words at him! He didn't even look at me, neither did his passengers! I don't think any of them saw me!!!
 
Aye, were you driving round Middlesbrough?, ive noticed the majority of drivers in Middlesbrough are gormless fools, as I was crossing the roundabout coming from the cinema the one near Kwik Fit or National?, not sure anyway i was crossing the roundabout going straight across when another Focus narrowly missed me crossing from the other side I had to literally floor it in 1st to just narrowly miss him running into the side of me I had already made my manuvoure he clearly just shot across without looking :eek: , I had to take evasive action and the back end nearly came out, shook me up for the rest of the day :mad: . He didn't even sound his horn at me so he either realised it was totally his fault or still hadnt seen me! :mad: .
 
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Bri said:
I can't decide whtat to do with my amazing invisible car. Should I use it fo fight crime or for mischevious purposes.....?

4 people pulled out on me today, 3 of which caused me to take evasive action, 1 was so damn close the wife nearly **** & he didn't even bloody notice the gormless ****!

What is it, is my car difficult to see? Are we allowing people who are blind to drive nowadays? Aaaaarggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Anyway, rant over, is it just a weekend thing? Anyone else experienced anything similar today? Maybe there's something in the water (or it might be all the chemicals in the air :D )
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Unlucky mate.

Just checked your myspace. God your misses is fit.

:D
 
Gilly said:
Its the ugliness of the vehicle in question that causes people to avert their eyes :p
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Well, I could understand them not noticing me if I was in a little french shopping trolley..... :p

Tom|Nbk said:
Aye, were you driving round Middlesbrough?,
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It was round Portrack Lane mate, I know the roundabout you mean in boro though.


Matt-Page said:
Unlucky mate.

Just checked your myspace. God your misses is fit.

:D
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Erm, cheers :) She's 37.5 weeks pregnant at the moment though, so not a barrle of laughs to live with ;)
 
I think its weekend drivers, when I drive to college once every other week in rush hour I find that the quality of driving seems to be so much better than at the weekends. I guess its because they tend to drive every day
 
Pretty sure it's the weather getting to people.

My sister nearly had a head on collision with a lorry overtaking another lorry on an A-road, she had to emergency stop from NSL :eek:
 
Definitely noticing it more over the last few weeks.

Some plum pulled out in front of me at a roundabout yesterday in his little works van/car effort, chatting away on his phone, completely oblivious to the world around him. A little quicker and I'd have ploughed into him.
 
Zip said:
Try driving around with your low beams on :)
It will make you much mroe noticable
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Actually gave this a go today. Still got cut up by an old guy in a people carrier going from inside to outside lane on a roundabout as he drove straight across it without seeing me in the outside lane.

Just don't understand it as it's just been in the past six months since I got my new car and I didn't have the same problem with my old one. It was even the same colour pretty much.

Time for compulsory retests every few years for all drivers.

Jokester

Edit: I was on a dualie before anyone says right lane is for turning right only.
 
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