My mate - theres hope for us all

RetiredGreyFox · 31 Jan 2007 at 21:54

Going to the match last night with two of my mates and one of them looks a dead ringer for David Seaman complete with pony tail. Funny thing is he's looked like this for years and never copied Seaman. He's also 53 years old.
Walking down the path his phone kept going off and he's texting like a 14 year old and after the 10th rigtone he turns round and says "Thats it, I'm never going to have four women on the go at the same time again" :eek:

He was deadly serious and we know he's telling the truth. Of course I ask him the question if he's able to keep it up and he often has to make excuses that he's been for a run or something because he normally sees all four at least once a day

Its important to know that none of the women are married but are all divorced and need a bit of love now and then.
Something to look forward to in the future for some of you.

cleanbluesky · 31 Jan 2007 at 21:55

I'd rather be married thanks

SB118 · 31 Jan 2007 at 21:56

dmpoole said:
.... he normally sees all four at least once a day ...

It's a dirty job ....

Sone · 31 Jan 2007 at 21:56

lol, one of our security guards used to sit with his misses in the upper stands at stoke, and nip down to see his bit on the side at half time.

He was ugly as sin so no one knew how he did it :confused:

G|mp · 31 Jan 2007 at 21:56

I would rather be married with healthy kids and look like me

RetiredGreyFox · 31 Jan 2007 at 21:56

cleanbluesky said:
I'd rather be married thanks

Forgot to mention he's been married 3 times and has got 7 kids from 5 different women.

RetiredGreyFox · 31 Jan 2007 at 21:58

Sone said:
lol, one of our security guards used to sit with his misses in the upper stands at stoke, and nip down to see his bit on the side at half time.

He was ugly as sin so no one knew how he did it

Last season he worked as a security guard in the Boothen End.

G|mp · 31 Jan 2007 at 21:59

He sounds like a tool tbh

Andr3w · 31 Jan 2007 at 22:02

dmpoole said:
Forgot to mention he's been married 3 times and has got 7 kids from 5 different women.

So he's abit of a man whore then

wedgie · 31 Jan 2007 at 22:08

I don't even see that as something to be envious of.

Quantity stopped being important by about 18 and quality is now far more important.

panthro · 31 Jan 2007 at 22:12

dmpoole said:
Forgot to mention he's been married 3 times and has got 7 kids from 5 different women.

I bet hes like one of those people you read about in The Sun....is he on benefits too?

I would much rather be married to one woman and spend the rest of my life with her and have all my children with her, than be like him, and I will never grow a tash and a ponytail.

Vonhelmet · 31 Jan 2007 at 22:14

dmpoole said:
Forgot to mention he's been married 3 times and has got 7 kids from 5 different women.

A loser is he!

Jofujofu · 31 Jan 2007 at 22:15

wedgie22 said:
I don't even see that as something to be envious of.

Quantity stopped being important by about 18 and quality is now far more important.

18

How old are you now wedgie? Up until about 24 I was rampant, then settled down but I'm now a single man again (30) and I'm now trying to be rampant again.

Might try to get some tips from dmpooles mate, lol

Paul

RetiredGreyFox · 31 Jan 2007 at 22:15

panthro said:
his he on benefits too?

He owns about 15 to 20 houses - 5 are in my street.

He also has a daughter of 9 who is the aunty of at least 5 kids who are way older than her - weird.

ninja economist · 31 Jan 2007 at 22:17

I bet this thread seemed like a great idea at the time

ElRazur · 31 Jan 2007 at 22:17

I dont understand why everyone is slating this guy. He aint a loser, so having kids with 20 baby mamas and have a string of divorce makes him so? I dont buy it sorry. He have the right to move on if the relationship aint working imo. Besides we dont really know him. Imfo People in here are just jealous because he gets more sex than them. Yes flame me. :rolleyes:

ElRazur · 31 Jan 2007 at 22:18

dmpoole said:
He owns about 15 to 20 houses - 5 are in my street.

Yeah he must be a bad loser....

G|mp · 31 Jan 2007 at 22:18

He owns 15+ houses but works as a security guard :confused:

reflex · 31 Jan 2007 at 22:19

G|mp said:
He owns 15+ houses but works as a security guard

and a pusher

Vonhelmet · 31 Jan 2007 at 22:20

ElRazur said:
I dont understand why everyone is slating this guy. He aint a loser, so having kids with 20 baby mamas and have a string of divorce makes him so? I dont buy it sorry. He have the right to move on if the relationship aint working imo. Besides we dont really know him. Imfo People in here are just jealous because he gets more sex than them. Yes flame me.

Hump 'em and dump 'em. Nice. What a legend.

Sounds to me like when the going gets tough, the tough get going... out the door, into the car, and on to the next woman.