My mate - theres hope for us all

RetiredGreyFox · 31 Jan 2007 at 21:54

Going to the match last night with two of my mates and one of them looks a dead ringer for David Seaman complete with pony tail. Funny thing is he's looked like this for years and never copied Seaman. He's also 53 years old.
Walking down the path his phone kept going off and he's texting like a 14 year old and after the 10th rigtone he turns round and says "Thats it, I'm never going to have four women on the go at the same time again" :eek:

He was deadly serious and we know he's telling the truth. Of course I ask him the question if he's able to keep it up and he often has to make excuses that he's been for a run or something because he normally sees all four at least once a day

Its important to know that none of the women are married but are all divorced and need a bit of love now and then.
Something to look forward to in the future for some of you.

RetiredGreyFox · 31 Jan 2007 at 21:56

cleanbluesky said:
I'd rather be married thanks

Forgot to mention he's been married 3 times and has got 7 kids from 5 different women.

RetiredGreyFox · 31 Jan 2007 at 21:58

Sone said:
lol, one of our security guards used to sit with his misses in the upper stands at stoke, and nip down to see his bit on the side at half time.

He was ugly as sin so no one knew how he did it

Last season he worked as a security guard in the Boothen End.

RetiredGreyFox · 31 Jan 2007 at 22:15

panthro said:
his he on benefits too?

He owns about 15 to 20 houses - 5 are in my street.

He also has a daughter of 9 who is the aunty of at least 5 kids who are way older than her - weird.

RetiredGreyFox · 31 Jan 2007 at 22:21

G|mp said:
He owns 15+ houses but works as a security guard

He did work as a security guard last season.
He's always on the cadge and he didn't pay for his ticket last night.
Last season he thought he'd be able to watch the matches for free and get paid for it and all was well until they put him inside by the bars.

RetiredGreyFox · 31 Jan 2007 at 23:10

ElRazur said:
He is a security guard, own 15 property...how hard working do you want him to get? Im sure he didnt inherit all of those properties....

He was a security man at Stoke City because he thought he could watch the games for free but as soon as he got moved he finished.
However, just found out that at least 6 of his houses have been given to children and ex wives which leaves about 10 or so he earns rent off.
He also likes to make wrought iron gates, laying drives and often helps my other mate fitting central heating systems just to get out of the house.
He also doesn't pay for a pint unless we remind him.

RetiredGreyFox · 31 Jan 2007 at 23:11

abruzz1 said:
Sounds like a male gigalow, does he look like this?

Actually he looks more like the guy in your sig but he does get mistaken for David Seaman so theres a good clue.

RetiredGreyFox · 31 Jan 2007 at 23:30

ElRazur said:
Do you think what is said about him so far is justified? I dont know him but i somehow see him as a fun guy to hang with.

Actually - no.
He's always got a smile on his face and absolutely loves his kids and grandkids and does everything for them. of course none will go without.
I don't know how loaded he is but he doesn't take anything off the state.
His 3 marriages failed because of infidelity - one by him and the other two by his ex wives.
He finds it hard to turn women down who throw themselves at him but he does have one rule that they mustn't be married or in a relationship.
Of course, I hope my marriage of 26 years continues but if it doesn't theres hope for me because I don't have a thick tache or a pony tail.

RetiredGreyFox · 1 Feb 2007 at 07:08

Azagoth said:
He's not called Gaz is he and lives in Newstead? Sounds very much like a mate of mine.

Nah, Geoff from Blurton.

RetiredGreyFox · 1 Feb 2007 at 18:12

QABoy said:
FAO dmp
is your best mate (not David Seaman) the gas bloke who owns the company a few units away from OCUK? If it is then its a small world.

Yeah

Radiation said:
We're now seeing the results of a breakdown of the family unit in society as a result of people like this,

Apart from two of his ex wifes, all his kids, grandkids and one ex wife live in or around my street. They are an extremely close family and I can honestly say that I've never heard of one of them being in trouble.

RetiredGreyFox · 1 Feb 2007 at 20:07

vonhelmet said:
and a terrible father.

Yeah, all his kids live near him and he's bought five of them a house each.
The other two are a bit young for their own houses but no doubt they will get one.
And his grandkids adore him.

But obviously you know better.

RetiredGreyFox · 1 Feb 2007 at 20:17

cleanbluesky said:
How did he make his money DM?

No idea, I've never asked him.

However, a drummer I sacked last year and only lives 100 yards away has also got 10+ houses which he rents out. He bought one at a time when they were derelict and did them up over time. Thinking about it the houses that Geoff bought in our street needed lots of work doing.

RetiredGreyFox · 1 Feb 2007 at 20:32

vonhelmet said:
He's had kids by, what, 5 women, and left them in turn.

And yes, I do know better.

At least 3 of the women left him for other men so why not attack them instead?
Personally after two wives have cheated behind your back I think he deserves the right not to marry again and to spread his love.

No you don't know better.