my mum just bought me a shakeweight.

Knew some of you would get a laugh out of this :P this is a serious thread lol and its not a birthday joke.....my mum really does think i need it.

Gunna get her to return it, i dont wanna have a shadow of me in my room at night on the window so everyone around me can see me...use it!
 
Forget tin can, the slicing potential must be a passion killer :p. I've seen the following method: place a disposable glove in a towel, roll the towel up, wrap the glove opening back over the towel cylinder, dampen towel with water, microwave for thirty seconds, push a blob of vaseline inside towel, wack on the grot. No need for foam or tin can.

I hear that works well :cool:.
 
Robbie G said:
Forget tin can, the slicing potential must be a passion killer :p. I've seen the following method: place a disposable glove in a towel, roll the towel up, wrap the glove opening back over the towel cylinder, dampen towel with water, microwave for thirty seconds, push a blob of vaseline inside towel, wack on the grot. No need for foam or tin can.

I hear that works well :cool:.
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So you 'hear' :p
 
Robbie G said:
Forget tin can, the slicing potential must be a passion killer :p. I've seen the following method: place a disposable glove in a towel, roll the towel up, wrap the glove opening back over the towel cylinder, dampen towel with water, microwave for thirty seconds, push a blob of vaseline inside towel, wack on the grot. No need for foam or tin can.

I hear that works well :cool:.
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All that effort when you can just use a sock!
 
Robbie G said:
TANK I don't know what type of vagina's you've encountered (dog? :D) but where I'm from, a sock isn't exactly 'realistic'!
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Are you insinuating that you've had firsthand experience with a female dogs vagina? Also I was under the impression you was into inserting foreign objects up into chickens growlers :eek:.
 
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