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Does anyone want to start a political party with me?
We'll be able to waste billions of pounds worth of public money on botched schemes, no questions asked. You’ll be put up in exuberant national trust properties where we can party with the rich and famous. We can ingratiate ourselves with billionaires and accept free gifts, holidays and loans; that we don't have to pay back. You’ll be paid a very good salary that you will never have to touch as you’ll be given over £100,000 as an expense account. Don’t worry about lunch, everything at work is free.
Tell everybody to use energy saving light bulbs while we fly around in private jets, to be ushered off to dinner parties at secret locations in an all terrain armoured vehicle. Who’s with me?
Sign here………………………………………………..
What else can we do? What should the party be called?
We'll be able to waste billions of pounds worth of public money on botched schemes, no questions asked. You’ll be put up in exuberant national trust properties where we can party with the rich and famous. We can ingratiate ourselves with billionaires and accept free gifts, holidays and loans; that we don't have to pay back. You’ll be paid a very good salary that you will never have to touch as you’ll be given over £100,000 as an expense account. Don’t worry about lunch, everything at work is free.
Tell everybody to use energy saving light bulbs while we fly around in private jets, to be ushered off to dinner parties at secret locations in an all terrain armoured vehicle. Who’s with me?
Sign here………………………………………………..
What else can we do? What should the party be called?
