You're basing this all on one persons statement. I hope you're never in any position of power. Who said it was all so quick? Who said the car was going so fast?
Andy, we only have the OP's statement to go on. As we do not have the other side of the story, we have no choice but to base all assumptions on the OP's story.
Please quote where I actually said he is guilty.
That comment was not for you, but for an earlier post who was asking me why I am hoping that the OP "gets off".
Again, taking one persons statement and assuming that to be the truth.
Where have we twisted? A few of us are questioning how his foot has got to door level and hit the side of a speeding vehicle with enough for to damage it, and he hasn't been able to tell us, that's all.
Twisting the words is probably a bad way of putting it. Basically, you are giving his full statement (from the original post), a sinister slant. This is exactly what the Police will do. It is their job after all to dig up information and flaws in someone's defence. This is great when someone is guilty, but when they are innocent - not good.
Now, if the OP is innocent, by him offering up a statement (similar to the original post), is more likely to hinder him than help him. The fact that so many people are now doubting his account of the incident, is proof enough of that.
With regards to his foot being very high - were you there?
Have you seen the CCTV?
Do you know how the OP walks?
Do you know exactly what happened?
Are you an expert in human anatomy?
Only the OP and the witness know what actually happened. If I were looking at a statement, I would be more inclined to believe the OP (or a witness) than any OCUK detective, simply because they weren't actually there.
Remember, a criminal case must be proven, beyond a reasonable doubt.
You would need to prove:
1. His foot made sufficient contact with the vehicle, to put a dent in it. A light tap isn't enough.
2. He fully intended to kick the car AND cause damage to the vehicle.
Go on Andy...your turn. And I promise, I won't use the defence of the John Cleese walk, unless I absolutely have to