National Express

lemonkettaz · 3 Sep 2007 at 22:47

2 crashes...

each time 2days before i get on one.

Something to think about

PardonTheWait · 3 Sep 2007 at 22:48

It's not really though, is it

lemonkettaz · 3 Sep 2007 at 22:49

Mohinder said:
It's not really though, is it

for me it is. im worried its me. and 2 is my favourite number...

me227 · 3 Sep 2007 at 22:49

Mohinder said:
It's not really though, is it

I think it is. I mean two crashes two days before he uses it! And it's around 10pm which is 22:00!

2 2!!!!!!!!!!

lemonkettaz · 3 Sep 2007 at 22:50

nice one.. didnt even think of the time aspect!!!

PardonTheWait · 3 Sep 2007 at 22:58

Actually you're right. Coaches have four wheels, and that's twice as many testicles as I've got.

You're definitely onto something here.

lemonkettaz · 3 Sep 2007 at 23:00

4 testicles.. shared 2 = 2 testicles.. i have 2 testicles...! 4wheels.. 2 sets of 2...22:00pm..!! 2 crashes.. 2 coaches, 2days before each!!!

uh oh.. i have had 2 cups of tea in the last hr!

this is it.

Glaucus · 3 Sep 2007 at 23:01

and you posted at 10:48

which is 22 and 4+8= 12, 1 x 2 = 2.. Omg so many 2s

BTW thread SUCKS...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/6976962.stm

Bus driver arrested over M1 crash
Coach crash
The coach crashed at a service station on the southbound M1
The driver of a coach which overturned at an M1 service area injuring 30 people has been arrested on suspicion of drink driving and dangerous driving.

PardonTheWait · 3 Sep 2007 at 23:02

Hang on wait

does this mean that because of you being NOT involved in two coach crashes, but nearly, because you were going to get on one, (two), this means that I'm going to get hit by an aeroplane?

basmic · 3 Sep 2007 at 23:05

lemonkettaz said:
4 testicles.. shared 2 = 2 testicles.. i have 2 testicles...! 4wheels.. 2 sets of 2...22:00pm..!! 2 crashes.. 2 coaches, 2days before each!!!

uh oh.. i have had 2 cups of tea in the last hr!

this is it.

TBH

lemonkettaz · 3 Sep 2007 at 23:06

Nah. I hope not.

I wasnt nearly involved.. its just the 2thing that came across me like a cod. well it didnt really, but over reaction is always good.

Looks like the driver was drunk then.. will have to look out for any suspicious swigging

me227 · 3 Sep 2007 at 23:06

Mohinder said:
Hang on wait

does this mean that because of you being NOT involved in two coach crashes, but nearly, because you were going to get on one, (two), this means that I'm going to get hit by an aeroplane?

Oh turd! Better duck and cover!

Also my username me227!

PardonTheWait · 3 Sep 2007 at 23:07

lemonkettaz said:
I wasnt nearly involved.. its just the 2thing that came across me like a cod. well it didnt really, but over reaction is always good.

Who else has come across you tonight then?

hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhur

lemonkettaz · 3 Sep 2007 at 23:09

you have..

Lopéz · 3 Sep 2007 at 23:35

I got the National Express from Gatwick back to Leicester a few weeks ago and the driver kept nodding off and drifting into the hard shoulder. He went over the rumble strips every few minutes at one point.

After one particular episode where he nearly rear ended a truck whilst barelling up the inside lane way faster than the other traffic, myself and another passenger went to the front of the coach and asked him if he was alright, if he needed a break or wanted someone to take over.
He said he was fine and that it was "grooves in the road"... right......

He sharpened up a bit after that but still meandered about, I was so relieved when the next driver took over. It's a horrible situation to be in - you are in the hands of a "professional" who is supposed to know what he is doing and something is BLATANTLY not right yet he denies there is a problem. Worst coach journey I've ever been on.