Need fancy dress costume for work tomorrow

[gatzi]

For children in need the office is dressing up. Not too fond of dressing up at work tbh

What is quick and easy that I can either source through a normal wardrobe or a quick trip to Asda?

Ideas much appreciated

 

[Xinn]

Saw a guy at train station in a Ghillie suit today, better that the normal fancy dress stuff you normally see.

Rest were fairly boring, Boba Fett (looked crap), Teletubbies, and various Disney characters.

 

[AgentZ]

Wear everything black with a jumper and be the milk tray man!

 

[ojrules]

Saw a guy at train station in a Ghillie suit today, better that the normal fancy dress stuff you normally see.

takes a while to make one of those though ...

ninja? easy with black or white t-shirt?

 

[Cosimo]

Very simple: One or two sheets, string/rope for a belt, flip flops/sandals. (or just any belt and shoes) Instant Roman.

 

[2bit]

Big white bed sheet with two holes cut for eyes.

Ghosty and impressive !

Don't see how you can get much more minimalistic than that tbh.

 

[MikeHunt79]

Buy lots of bandages and go as a mummy

 

[Jez]

The best option would be to not bother, make a donation to charity off your own back of an amount you feel comfortable with.

If anybody questions you, then explain the above in the knowledge that its them that needs to get a life. Dressing up at the office? Please.

 

[Brian8bit]

Dress in a suit. Go as an Agent from the Matrix. Easy. End every conversation with "....Mr Anderson" for authenticity.

 

[2bit]

I remember going to a big new years eve 'compulsory' fancy dress party at our local nightclub.
Went with five mates who had a 'Foreign Legion' theme. I just didn't want to do it - fancy dress just isn't my thing. They all looked like chumps.

I accompanied them in a plain black suit - got in even with no 'fancy' dress - and got much attention from all the lasses there. Very memorable night...

Reading that back I didn't need to use so many 'quotes'.