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neighbors dog pooing in our garden

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by jed_lether, May 2, 2011.

  1. jed_lether


    Joined: Dec 4, 2008

    Posts: 48

    is this illegal? and can i put anything down to deter this beast? theres no actual way of talking to the scum that resides in the house next to us, as hes a 6'2 'sted head' and shes a tagged mother of 3 and 22, our front garden and path are constantly getting excreted upon, would it be a waste of time me just calling the police?
  2. amigafan2003


    Joined: Jan 18, 2008

    Posts: 12,687

    Location: Fylde Coast, Lancashire

    shovel + letterbox = win
  3. dmcg


    Joined: Jul 5, 2009

    Posts: 3,684

    smear it on their windows
  4. Take a **** in his garden and see how he likes it.
  5. pingwing


    Joined: Apr 9, 2008

    Posts: 19,298

    Location: Bedford

    Burn his house down

    Set fire to the dog
  6. Cosimo

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Jan 9, 2007

    Posts: 163,181

    Location: Londinium

    Path, letterbox, milk bottles, feed it to the dog, the choice is yours.
  7. Glaucus

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Mar 11, 2004

    Posts: 74,815

    Erect or fix the fences/hedge.give the council a call. They are the ones who usually deal with thing like noise complaints so should beagle to tell you if there is anything you can do.
  8. Pigeon_Killer


    Joined: Nov 21, 2005

    Posts: 29,036

    Chuck it in a dog poo bin.
  9. sorn21


    Joined: Nov 12, 2008

    Posts: 3,379

    Location: T.O.

    Take a dump on the bonnet of his car. He'll get the message.
  10. Van Hellseek


    Joined: Jun 2, 2004

    Posts: 18,403


    Tbh it's your own fault for not preventing the dog from being able to get on your property in the first place.
  11. Cybermyk


    Joined: May 31, 2005

    Posts: 6,850

    Location: Peoples Republik of Teesside

    Call your councils dog warden service.
  12. steve-h


    Joined: Nov 21, 2008

    Posts: 4,663

  13. utajoker


    Joined: Jan 13, 2006

    Posts: 19,195

    Location: Wigan

    pick it up on shovel and return to owner?
  14. jed_lether


    Joined: Dec 4, 2008

    Posts: 48

    this is a rented house, ive contacted the council and am talking to the landlord about a fence, thanks.
  15. Morba


    Joined: Mar 7, 2003

    Posts: 28,194

    Location: Krispy Kreme drive thru

    Why is the dog able to get into your garden anyway?
  16. Vonhelmet


    Joined: Jun 28, 2005

    Posts: 45,710

    Location: On the hoods

    It's really not.
  17. peige


    Joined: Oct 18, 2002

    Posts: 2,937

    Location: Sussex

    Contact the council, they should have a dog warden of similar.

    You shouldn't have to fence off your own garden to stop dogs fouling it!
  18. Edrof


    Joined: Nov 16, 2009

    Posts: 15,671

    Location: UK

    I'd agree. The owner of the dog should be in control of it at all times. Wherever it takes a dump it's the owner's fault hence the fine you can get (does anyone ever get slapped with one of them, anyway?) for fouling pavements and the like. They don't fine the canine, they fine the human.
  19. NathWraith


    Joined: Dec 11, 2005

    Posts: 10,639

    Location: Cheshire

    feed thwe dog milk mixed with laxatives, then send said dog back to its owners house just minutes before the drugs kick in.

    :D :p
  20. LeJosh


    Joined: Sep 24, 2008

    Posts: 10,428

    Location: Edinburgh.

    Just pick it up with a bag and throw it at his window.

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