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I swear I haven't added or subtracted anything from this.
My brother in law lives next door to a woman who is always moaning at people in the street but so far in 3 years he's never been on the end of her tongue. She complains about the most ridiculous things that most of us take for granted eg mowing the lawns at 3pm in the afternoon etc.
This morning at 7:10am a plasterer came into his house and dropped a bucket with tools in it on an uncarpeted floor and nothing else was thought about it. At 7:50 am two coppers knocked on the door saying there had been complaints about 'intolerable noise' coming from his house
He explained that the plasterer dropped a bucket at 7:10 am but he isn't starting until the next door neighbour goes out at 8 am.
The coppers, plasterer and brother in law were all dumbfounded by what had happened and my bro asked if they would come back later to give her a telling off for wasting police time but the coppers said they had better things to do
Now where are the coppers when you really need them?
And just for the record I thought this woman would be approaching her pension with an attitude like that but apparently she's 32.
My brother in law lives next door to a woman who is always moaning at people in the street but so far in 3 years he's never been on the end of her tongue. She complains about the most ridiculous things that most of us take for granted eg mowing the lawns at 3pm in the afternoon etc.
This morning at 7:10am a plasterer came into his house and dropped a bucket with tools in it on an uncarpeted floor and nothing else was thought about it. At 7:50 am two coppers knocked on the door saying there had been complaints about 'intolerable noise' coming from his house
He explained that the plasterer dropped a bucket at 7:10 am but he isn't starting until the next door neighbour goes out at 8 am. The coppers, plasterer and brother in law were all dumbfounded by what had happened and my bro asked if they would come back later to give her a telling off for wasting police time but the coppers said they had better things to do
Now where are the coppers when you really need them?
And just for the record I thought this woman would be approaching her pension with an attitude like that but apparently she's 32.
(she wasnt amused when she got up one saturday to find ALL of her plant pots placed onto of her garage roof,accidentally smashed one 
