1) It is unwritten but expected you give your company some 'free hours' for, I'd describe it, some kind of hopeful tool for career progression, or maybe a bonus that is not guaranteed, or 'because everyone else does' or 'it's the company way'. Your reaction? Smile happily as you watch 7pm click over on the company clock again?
I do more hours than expected, but only because I enjoy the job, and also enjoy arriving early to beat the rush hour.
2) How many free hours do you give a week on average?
10 hours, maybe less. I get it all taking into account and if I need to take the odd half day or dentists visit, I don't have to take it as holiday.
3) If your boss phoned you at 11:30pm tonight to ask a 5 minute easy tech question, would you think 'no problem', think 'problem' but answer him, or see the caller ID and think 'screw that' and not pick up?
I would pick up if I was on call, but I'm not on call that often (one day every month).
4) If your boss on 4:30pm Tuesday said 'tomorrow let's get a headstart into this problem by meeting up at 7:00am and cracking on in' - and you will not be paid or get anything in leiu (you're normally in at 9am), is is a happy 'yes', a resentful 'yes', or a 'nope, see you at 9am unless you're paying/time in leiu'? This happens about once a month?
probably, yes, but not in your situation.
5) Newsletter: Christmas party cost is not gonna be borne by the company as times are hard. Cost instead is to be divided between employees whether you bother attending or not. It's at some posh country house thing so expect to be at least £100 out of pocket, even if you're not going (as it's 'fairest'?!?!?!!). What are you going to do? This instruction comes right from the chief exec ...?
No, utterly not. If this is true, then quit now - the company you work for is a joke.
6) 'Geoff, John, Gary and Haley can all work from home. You Britboy can not. Yes I know you're doing identical work to them. You can't. I will not explain why you can't (seems to be some kind of thing that is given if you are personal mates with the boss and I haven't earnt this yet). Enjoy not having to travel in tomorrow everyone but Britboy'. What should be my reaction? What would yours be? Become the bosses' next best friend?
I'd quit, and so should you.
7) We've not got enough 'keycards' for the security door as they cost money. So you, the new bloke, have to knock on the door to get in. You may have to wait up to 5-10 minutes for someone to open the door especially if everyone close to it is in meetings. You are expected at your desk by 9am, not banging on the door by 9am or you're considered late, so get up earlier.
Idiotic.
8) 'A tradition we've got going on .. the new guy buys a big box of doughnuts for everyone. britters you're the new guy .. Go on then son, jog on ... get at least 40 alright?'
No
Just after opinions on how to handle the above really. 'Just take it you're getting a salary' is a valid response I guess :/
Pretty normal if your company is within the "IT" genre.1) It is unwritten but expected you give your company some 'free hours' for, I'd describe it, some kind of hopeful tool for career progression, or maybe a bonus that is not guaranteed, or 'because everyone else does' or 'it's the company way'. Your reaction? Smile happily as you watch 7pm click over on the company clock again?
Probably between 2 to 4, sometimes but rarely, much more. I'm on holiday this week but, due to factors outside my control, I need to work Wednesday to get something ready for a sales demo next week.2) How many free hours do you give a week on average?
Can't really remember the last time I delibrately did not answer (or call back) my boss.3) If your boss phoned you at 11:30pm tonight to ask a 5 minute easy tech question, would you think 'no problem', think 'problem' but answer him, or see the caller ID and think 'screw that' and not pick up?
I wish my boss took the work I do that seriously.4) If your boss on 4:30pm Tuesday said 'tomorrow let's get a headstart into this problem by meeting up at 7:00am and cracking on in' - and you will not be paid or get anything in leiu (you're normally in at 9am), is is a happy 'yes', a resentful 'yes', or a 'nope, see you at 9am unless you're paying/time in leiu'? This happens about once a month?
Tell them to take a hike? That's pretty outrageous.5) Newsletter: Christmas party cost is not gonna be borne by the company as times are hard. Cost instead is to be divided between employees whether you bother attending or not. It's at some posh country house thing so expect to be at least £100 out of pocket, even if you're not going (as it's 'fairest'?!?!?!!). What are you going to do? This instruction comes right from the chief exec ...?
Being allowed to work from home is a privilege you need to earn. I think this is reasonable. You can start shoehorning it in a bit more often. Those out of hours appointments for instance. If you can start proving that you can deliver the goods on those then they might trust you to work from home during normal hours.6) 'Geoff, John, Gary and Haley can all work from home. You Britboy can not. Yes I know you're doing identical work to them. You can't. I will not explain why you can't (seems to be some kind of thing that is given if you are personal mates with the boss and I haven't earnt this yet). Enjoy not having to travel in tomorrow everyone but Britboy'. What should be my reaction? What would yours be? Become the bosses' next best friend?
I'm employee 0001 but currently have no key to our office. I gave mine away to the new guy that started a couple months ago. Still not got a new one sorted out for myself yet. Most mornings I have to pester the receptionist for the master key. Shrug. I would be a bit fobbed off in your position though.7) We've not got enough 'keycards' for the security door as they cost money. So you, the new bloke, have to knock on the door to get in. You may have to wait up to 5-10 minutes for someone to open the door especially if everyone close to it is in meetings. You are expected at your desk by 9am, not banging on the door by 9am or you're considered late, so get up earlier.
File this under office banter TBH.8) 'A tradition we've got going on .. the new guy buys a big box of doughnuts for everyone. britters you're the new guy .. Go on then son, jog on ... get at least 40 alright?'
I 6) 'Geoff, John, Gary and Haley can all work from home. You Britboy can not.

No, if this is a regular occurance then it smacks of poor time management or resourcing issues; either of which should be addressed. My contract says I work X hours/week then I expect to be compenstated for any time over that (unless I am working that extra time for my own convenience ... see 2 below).1) It is unwritten but expected you give your company some 'free hours' for, I'd describe it, some kind of hopeful tool for career progression, or maybe a bonus that is not guaranteed, or 'because everyone else does' or 'it's the company way'. Your reaction? Smile happily as you watch 7pm click over on the company clock again?
Between 2.5hrs and 5hrs .... normally the former. But that is due to it being easier for me to get into the office very early than at a later time in the morning. I am not paid extra for that time but it is timesheeted and I can draw against it as flex time.2) How many free hours do you give a week on average?
My Boss is unlikely to call me but some co-workers could quite possibly do so and have done so. I am not oncall but can get escalations.3) If your boss phoned you at 11:30pm tonight to ask a 5 minute easy tech question, would you think 'no problem', think 'problem' but answer him, or see the caller ID and think 'screw that' and not pick up?
My Boss would say that but only because my usual start time is 07:00 (and his is ~07:15)4) If your boss on 4:30pm Tuesday said 'tomorrow let's get a headstart into this problem by meeting up at 7:00am and cracking on in' - and you will not be paid or get anything in leiu (you're normally in at 9am), is is a happy 'yes', a resentful 'yes', or a 'nope, see you at 9am unless you're paying/time in leiu'? This happens about once a month?
... Simply no. Unless it is in my contract that I have to attend/pay then I am not going to pay to not attend an optional event.5) Newsletter: Christmas party cost is not gonna be borne by the company as times are hard. Cost instead is to be divided between employees whether you bother attending or not. It's at some posh country house thing so expect to be at least £100 out of pocket, even if you're not going (as it's 'fairest'?!?!?!!). What are you going to do? This instruction comes right from the chief exec ...?
Sounds reasonable. You are new, he doesn't know you are not going to just sit on the sofa all day in your underpants scratching yourself. If you are in your probational period I think this is perfrectly reasonable. I know whole teams where working from home has been cracked down on and limited due to the few abusing it.6) 'Geoff, John, Gary and Haley can all work from home. You Britboy can not. Yes I know you're doing identical work to them. You can't. I will not explain why you can't (seems to be some kind of thing that is given if you are personal mates with the boss and I haven't earnt this yet). Enjoy not having to travel in tomorrow everyone but Britboy'. What should be my reaction? What would yours be? Become the bosses' next best friend?
You should be in and ready to work/working by your latest start time. If you arrive at 9am then you won't be by the time you've booted your computer, logged in, got a coffee etc. Not enough keycards ... seen it happen many times, even in big companies, get a few phone numbers of people in your area, including your Boss, so if no ones answering a knock then you can call them and get them to let you in. But I'd say you should be in try to get in 15mins before your start time at a minimum.7) We've not got enough 'keycards' for the security door as they cost money. So you, the new bloke, have to knock on the door to get in. You may have to wait up to 5-10 minutes for someone to open the door especially if everyone close to it is in meetings. You are expected at your desk by 9am, not banging on the door by 9am or you're considered late, so get up earlier.
No indication if this is one off or a regular thing. One off, suck it up to break the ice. Regular thing ... not acceptable unless you are earning enough to make the cost of 40 doughnuts inconsequential to you ... do it once but not after that.8) 'A tradition we've got going on .. the new guy buys a big box of doughnuts for everyone. britters you're the new guy .. Go on then son, jog on ... get at least 40 alright?'
you need solutions
youre in a stage where you need to stay in and so youll bend over and take it
so ive got a solution for your number 8
dont buy the doughnuts.
wait for someone to say something
then get up
with a smile ofcourse - always keep it smiling and pretend its fun
altho - remain assertive - not to the point where it gets you angry - but remain your position on this
and say
look
how about this
we play a game
whoever loses gets the dough
this will put people off
however theres always one
toss a coin
not even best of threes
just say one coin toss
heads you win tails you lose
it would be a good idea to get a double sided coin for future
in the meantime
play the game
you lose
go get it
say better luck for ya tomorrow
dont stick around for comments though
just get it
you need to put a kink in their silly little ideas....this is one way of going about it
if there are more of you up for a game
then play a simple game of picking names out of a hat
if initially they fuss about it
keep smiling
sit down
and carry on
and just say
you either play or you dont
start thinking about your actions in your head
but dont think about outcomes
just think about how you..will come across
the rest will play out
most likely
most people will think of you as a **** for doing this
tough to them
its the way you are unfortunately
That's when Employment law kicks in, assumming you're not an ethnic minority or female.

whos angus higgins?
its how to play the system with a system of your own
its a method of getting out of it
obviously it isnt bringing him any joy
that is how you communicate with groups
its a way of getting things done
when you have loads of women in your life
youll understand
if you ever have loads of women in your life....
anyway
what people dont understand is
we have all been in jobs where we would not take any crap whatsoever
i was in a job like this - when i had no responsibilities whatsoever my attitude was like this
whether i was fired or not i wasnt bothered
any action taken i wasnt bothered
but when you have responsibility in your life
and you need to get permanent
sometimes an attitude cannot get you in the job you want to be in
sure, we dont take all crap
but some crap has to be accepted.
tic for tac


1) It is unwritten but expected you give your company some 'free hours' for, I'd describe it, some kind of hopeful tool for career progression, or maybe a bonus that is not guaranteed, or 'because everyone else does' or 'it's the company way'. Your reaction? Smile happily as you watch 7pm click over on the company clock again?
If they want me to stay on they pay me or give me time of in lieu
2) How many free hours do you give a week on average?
None, If I'm 15 minutes late out the door they pay me an hour
3) If your boss phoned you at 11:30pm tonight to ask a 5 minute easy tech question, would you think 'no problem', think 'problem' but answer him, or see the caller ID and think 'screw that' and not pick up?
I'd either answer and claim 4 hours for being disrupted on my rest or do as I normally do and ignore any phone call where I'm not sure of the number
4) If your boss on 4:30pm Tuesday said 'tomorrow let's get a headstart into this problem by meeting up at 7:00am and cracking on in' - and you will not be paid or get anything in leiu (you're normally in at 9am), is is a happy 'yes', a resentful 'yes', or a 'nope, see you at 9am unless you're paying/time in leiu'? This happens about once a month?
I might do it if I knew it was a one off otherwise pay me.
5) Newsletter: Christmas party cost is not gonna be borne by the company as times are hard. Cost instead is to be divided between employees whether you bother attending or not. It's at some posh country house thing so expect to be at least £100 out of pocket, even if you're not going (as it's 'fairest'?!?!?!!). What are you going to do? This instruction comes right from the chief exec ...?
Not a chance, they are not allowed to do this.
6) 'Geoff, John, Gary and Haley can all work from home. You Britboy can not. Yes I know you're doing identical work to them. You can't. I will not explain why you can't (seems to be some kind of thing that is given if you are personal mates with the boss and I haven't earnt this yet). Enjoy not having to travel in tomorrow everyone but Britboy'. What should be my reaction? What would yours be? Become the bosses' next best friend?
I'd suck it up if I hadn't been there long. I wouldn't trust a new worker straight away.
7) We've not got enough 'keycards' for the security door as they cost money. So you, the new bloke, have to knock on the door to get in. You may have to wait up to 5-10 minutes for someone to open the door especially if everyone close to it is in meetings. You are expected at your desk by 9am, not banging on the door by 9am or you're considered late, so get up earlier.
I'd give myself a few extra minutes to get in on time.
8) 'A tradition we've got going on .. the new guy buys a big box of doughnuts for everyone. britters you're the new guy .. Go on then son, jog on ... get at least 40 alright?'
I'd just buy them but wipe my knob on each one. Then sit with a self satisfied look on my face as they ate them.
Just after opinions on how to handle the above really. 'Just take it you're getting a salary' is a valid response I guess :/
Gilly's response?!!![]()
