NHS buys porn for sperm donors

[Greenlizard0]

Oh for god's sake, think of the women!

In fact...*wonders away from OcUK*

 

[Memphis]

haha so what next is health service money going to be wasted on, if people donating dont have a good imagination then it's their own fault, why should anyone else have to foot the bill

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

 

[jp_bl_68]

Oh dear god, how else are they supposed to get donors to make a "deposit"?

Maybe some of the nurses could lend a hand

 

[Minxy]

If they work for a ***** bank what else do they expect? It's like me walking into a garage and getting annoyed by seeing a socket set.

 

[CliffyBiro]

Chances that Julia Manning looks like an old boot?

 

[Tefal]

well she also wants the NHS to stop treating high blood pressure and cholesterol so...

 

[markweatherill]

I recall seeing Prince Charles visiting a sperm bank and asking someone how they extracted the sperm from the donors...

 

[semi-pro waster]

So do no women watch porn?

What you do at home and what is acceptable at work aren't necessarily the same thing or maybe you would wander about work in your underpants all day farting and belching?

Although the story is a nonsense, if the porn aids in the process of getting sperm donations then it serves a purpose. I may be wrong on this but I don't believe the donors go into sperm banks with the express intention of watching porn and enjoying themselves - I'd always been under the impression that the reading materials were to facilitate donations and making the process go a little bit quicker.

 

[mmj_uk]

Couldn't Jacqui Smith have donated her collection payed for out of the tax payers pocket?

 

[Juniper]

Of all the bad sights you're potentially going to see in a hospital, you'd think few bongo mags would be the least of your concerns. Nice to read some of the patients and visitors had donated their magazines, almost makes a community out of it.

 

[Temi_D]

C'mon its only £700 per year

 

[Wicksta]

I would hope they replace the mags regularly!

 

[Sho]

I was told there is loads of porn available on the internet for free...

O Rly?....

 

[Cosimo]

I would hope they replace the mags regularly!

Only one way to find out.

 

[Morgoth]

I'd have donated my magazines, but I haven't been able to open the pages for about 5 years.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

I used to be a regular donor during the 70s/80s and there was always porn mags in the cubicles (and gay porn too).
It wasn't proper porn, just Playboy and Mayfair crap but enough to make a donation.
Anybody who thinks they could link an NHS computer up for porn needs to use one - you even have to type a code in sometimes to get Google so if porn came on it would blow up.

Well your hardly gonna produce the goods to a clinical governance warning on the wall are you...

Funnily enough I work in Clinical Governance and my manager has given me the task of making our leaflets more 'sexier'.

 

[Gackt]

Pfft, porn increases efficiency. Higher efficiency = higher donation rate. Higher donation rate = larger sperm deposits. Larger sperm deposits = surely the NHS' Sperm Donation aim?

 

[franco_22]

In the US all sperm donor clinics have porn and private rooms as well as magazines. Don't see a problem. In fact, I'm surprised they didn't have this already.

 

[Dmack]

Wonder who's job it is to buy all the porn, bet they buy it online also lol.

 

[franco_22]

Wonder who's job it is to buy all the porn, bet they buy it online also lol.

It must be a job where you get lots of breaks.