Nieces guinea pig died.

[Pestilence]

Gave it last rights too.

The right to remain silent?


*not that fish make noise*

 

[davedudes]

You're the troll though aren't you? or did you genuinelly expect sympathy for the loss of your nieces guinea pig?

Nope, it's just a topic to chat about.

 

[w3bbo]

You're the troll though aren't you? or did you genuinelly expect sympathy for the loss of your nieces guinea pig?

Harsh but true. However I can sympathise with the OP. I'm dreading the day I have to send the gerbils to the pet cemetery (bottom of garden). I can't really metamorphasize them twice can I? I think they are a little too young for reincarnation.

 

[Chicken #16]

they eat them in South America - I'd check what it died of first though before you tuck in.

 

[loltim]

they eat them in South America - I'd check what it died of first though before you tuck in.

Can I be Chicken #17?

 

[Chicken #16]

Can I be Chicken #17?

Yeah sure


We can call you Susan if it makes you happier

 

[loltim]

yes pls x

 

[w3bbo]

lol

 

[Makhaira]

Sad truth with small pets . Hope she's not too devastated about it - on the plus side little kids tend to bounce back from things like that pretty well.

 

[Steve2000]

Did you know that they aren't really pigs, and they aren't really from Guinea.

 

[mrk]

Tell her an amusing fact that will take her mind off the poor animal.


Something like Guinea Pigs aren't actually pigs and don't come from Guinea!




Wait.



Edit*

Wtf Steve, always is a Steve to spoil the fun!

 

[Mat]

Damnit! I was going to say that!

 

[Robbo]

So just because your niece is 6 the guinea pig should live longer/forever? Wut

 

[steve-h]

tell her it's going to heaven and hire a medium to give her messages from the spirit world

 

[doofer]

You sure it is dead? They go into a deep Coma this time of Year for their Hibernation which fools many owners into thinking the Guinea Pig has died.

 

[Greenlizard0]

Yeap I heard that as well.

Useful for when parents are sick of cleaning it all the time (invariably after the child's lost interest) so they can put it in a Tesco bag and lob it into the neighbour's pond.

 

[randal]

There's a guinea pig pelt that hasn't fulfilled it's true purpose.

Chuckling about John Marston filleting a Guinea Pig. "Tough one, ain't ya?"

 

[.Lethal]

This cracked me up .

 

[OCdude]

My cat ran into our garden with a Guinea Pig in it's mouth once.

Made me lol at the time.

Sorry to hear of your loss tho!

 

[Talbs13]

It's just a stupid useless creature.