Nieces guinea pig died.

You're the troll though aren't you?:p or did you genuinelly expect sympathy for the loss of your nieces guinea pig?

Harsh but true. However I can sympathise with the OP. I'm dreading the day I have to send the gerbils to the pet cemetery (bottom of garden). I can't really metamorphasize them twice can I? I think they are a little too young for reincarnation.
 
Tell her an amusing fact that will take her mind off the poor animal.


Something like Guinea Pigs aren't actually pigs and don't come from Guinea!




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Wtf Steve, always is a Steve to spoil the fun!
 
Yeap I heard that as well.

Useful for when parents are sick of cleaning it all the time (invariably after the child's lost interest) so they can put it in a Tesco bag and lob it into the neighbour's pond.
 
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