Caporegime
cover them in a thick (1 inch) layer of clay and bake them in a fire pit for 6 hours.
So delicious. The rodent not the niece.
So delicious. The rodent not the niece.
Put a pair of disguised socks in there and tell her it's a guinea pig chrysilis (sp) that shouldn't be disturbed. When you find the time exchange said pair of socks for another guinea pig of a different colour or perhaps hamster/chipmunk/gerbil (*insert pet here) and claim metamorphasis. She won't know until shes sitting biology in her teens by which time she will thank you for sparing her sadness.
Problem solved.

I don't understand how "ffs she's only 6" has anything to do with the guinea pig's death.![]()
My cat ran into our garden with a Guinea Pig in it's mouth once.
Made me lol at the time.
Sorry to hear of your loss tho!![]()
My cat ran into our garden with a Guinea Pig in it's mouth once.
Made me lol at the time.
Sorry to hear of your loss tho!![]()