Man of Honour
Well, even though I have secured a lady with massive funbags, boob size is in the lower section of my required female traits list.
Where does intelligence come?
Northern Women vs Southern Women
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Where does intelligence come?
Caporegime
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Southern women seem to be better looking (but that may be distorted by the fact that there's lots of Europeans around).
Caporegime
Third, after sense of humour and generally being a nice person.
Well, even though I have secured a lady with massive funbags, boob size is in the lower section of my required female traits list.
I have done the same thing! I have been spoiled though apparently as I no longer really notice anything smaller than a DD
I haven't really noticed much in terms of physical differences across the country, but accents can definitely kill my attraction stone dead in seconds I've found
This is how I usually deal with Northern Women.
so you meet them in tescos for a good time ?
This is how I usually deal with Northern Women.
What, you go to tescos, buy some monster and stay up all night fapping?
edit - ^^^ mine was better.
Man of Honour
Soldato
Northen women (including Scotland) i find i can ply with 2 super lagers, and a quiky round the back of the pub.
southern women, usualy need 3 super lagers
southern women, usualy need 3 super lagers
Caporegime
I have done the same thing! I have been spoiled though apparently as I no longer really notice anything smaller than a DD
Yeah, I would assume that 3 and a half years of Gs would have desensitized me too, but having never been bothered with size (it's all about shape and nipple aesthetics) I can't actually tell, haha.
Her teenage sister just recently got measured as a 30JJ
Yeah, I still prefer them to the ASDA girls. Sometimes if I am lucky I get 2 for 1.
Yeah, I would assume that 3 and a half years of Gs would have desensitized me too, but having never been bothered with size (it's all about shape and nipple aesthetics) I can't actually tell, haha.
Her teenage sister just recently got measured as a 30JJ
Is the teenager the size of a train though?
Because we all know.. Fat boobs aren't accountable.
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That's because they have to compensate for their funny accents
southerners dont have funny accents? been to the east end lately? or devon? or bristol etc....
i can take the **** out of north and south as im in the east midlands and we have a much more neutral accent around here.
northern lasses are much friendlier and more fun, from my experience.
Caporegime
As the 30 would denote, she actually has a narrower back measurement than the average woman (32).
I think she is a 10 in terms of dress size.
As the 30 would denote, she actually has a narrower back measurement than the average woman (32).
I think she is a 10 in terms of dress size.
You make a good point! The JJ's threw me there.. that is quite some bust.
*Pervy time*
How old is she? :O
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Caporegime
Soldato
Yeah, I would assume that 3 and a half years of Gs would have desensitized me too, but having never been bothered with size (it's all about shape and nipple aesthetics) I can't actually tell, haha.
Her teenage sister just recently got measured as a 30JJ
Is she overweight?
Soldato
he needs to stop buying tesco value tarts?
lol ftw