Northern Women vs Southern Women

soundood said:
Northen women (including Scotland) i find i can ply with 2 super lagers, and a quiky round the back of the pub.

southern women, usualy need 3 super lagers
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FALSE!

It's a medicaly proven fact that southerners are all shandy drinking pufters(including women). So that should be the other way round and swap the super lager with shandy for southern women.

Evoss said:
Well if you count Plymouth in, many women hear are pretty much scum tbh, not all of course, but a lot.
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But they are good if you want sex in a hurry and don't have much in the way of standards.:D
 
Andy__C said:
Welsh women..... extremely friendly after a few.
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You dont even need a few, I've never met such a loose set of women.

If you cant get laid on your average night out in Cardiff then its entirely your fault, as even the more attractive of them will literally **** anything.
 
I think it more to do with how close the "lady" in question is to a city centre, whether from north mid or south.

Presumably there is some kind of strange radioactive problem in the centre of all cities that start turning the woman orange, fat and into drunkards. Sometimes even causing pregnancy.

As with most rules, there is an exception. That being the City of London - I can only hypothesize that the sheer population density and constant in flux of immigrants (send them back!) means that the radioactive effect is spread around more with a few concentrations causing "orange" hotspots.
 
JBod said:
I think it more to do with how close the "lady" in question is to a city centre, whether from north mid or south.

Presumably there is some kind of strange radioactive problem in the centre of all cities that start turning the woman orange, fat and into drunkards. Sometimes even causing pregnancy.

As with most rules, there is an exception. That being the City of London - I can only hypothesize that the sheer population density and constant in flux of immigrants (send them back!) means that the radioactive effect is spread around more with a few concentrations causing "orange" hotspots.
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I was working down London last week, mostly in Camden and I happily travel all day and look at the tidy international women. Compared to the not so tidy, I see when in Birmingham and surrounding areas. Too many women here think size 16 is the new size 10, especially when the sun is out.
 
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