OAP Loses £80k After Leaving It On Car Roof

If you utter 'Finders Keepers, losers weepers' the law can't touch you*


* May not be true


You're slightly mistaken.

The actual legal way to proceed is to be the first to scream

'Baggsy the money is mine'

Which is 100% legally binding and can't even be overturned by the UN. If only Saddam Hussain had known this and screamed 'BAGGSY KUWAIT IS MINE' the world would be a very different place ..
 
Trust the media to bring out the worst side of a story.

Why not make the world a slightly happier place, by instead reporting


'ASBO holding unemployed 17 year old oik finds 70 grand, spends on cocaine and hookers'.

I know I'd have been a little happier reading the nicer side of this story ..
 
How can you think that.

What I meant to say was that if you didn't do anything like handing it into the police then that was the end of it.

All the times I have found things like wallets I have tried to trace the owner or handed it into the premises where it was found.

So if you find a tenner on the street and you don't hand it into the police station then you can be done for theft?
 
I smell a rat.

Did a bit of googling. He said he has been saving £2000 a year for 40 years.

So bearing in mind inflation (as he got no interest to counter act it) .. that means 40 years ago, 1970, AT THE START OF HIS CAREER WHEN PRESUMABLY HE WASN'T ON A MASSIVE WAGE, he was putting in to this savings pool todays equivelent' of ..

Wait for it ..

£24220 a year AFTER he paid his tax on his earnings -- all neatly tucked away as cash under his bed, during the hay day of his young adult life ...

http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/historic-inflation-calculator


Yea, sure ... :/ And you have 'no records at all' of all this. Of course mate ..
 
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Didn't sound like he was going to spend it anytime soon...

The question is... if you found 80K - would you give it back to him?

Give back = 100% chance of reward and you're a nice guy

Not give back = About 75% chance of getting caught (CCTV, police looking for large out of character bank deposits/goods spending etc), you actually getting zero money and maybe a criminal record to boot ..
 
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