OCUK Civilised South-Eastern lunch (now with less coke can exhausts)

Cleisthenes · 16 Oct 2017 at 15:26

badgeruk said:
And there's me adding cheese to a burger :/

I expect nothing less!

Akagi · 16 Oct 2017 at 16:54

@Kiethton - Done.

Also until I tried to tag you just then, I've always read your username as 'Klieghton' and I have no idea why...

Blackhawk47 · 16 Oct 2017 at 20:49

Cleisthenes said:
We could invite Blackhawk and then chuckle at his arches?

Nice one

Cleisthenes · 16 Oct 2017 at 21:28

Blackhawk47 said:
Nice one

Better late than never

Akagi · 16 Oct 2017 at 22:38

We can't invite Blackhawk, I still haven't got over the time when I was making fun of the wheels and wheel arches to a person I was standing with at a previous meet, and then I found out that person was Blackhawk

Marvin · 16 Oct 2017 at 23:23

@Kiethton - all done. Thanks for organising once again.

mrk · 16 Oct 2017 at 23:42

Done mine too.

Akagi · 17 Oct 2017 at 15:10

Corolla is booked in for some quick fettling before the run.

Two tyres, two wheel bearings, tracking and alignment, and to investigate a squeaking noise that I'm fed up with trying to find.

Blackhawk47 · 17 Oct 2017 at 21:15

Acme said:
We can't invite Blackhawk, I still haven't got over the time when I was making fun of the wheels and wheel arches to a person I was standing with at a previous meet, and then I found out that person was Blackhawk

I am still trying to work out why Acme bought another Corolla.

Akagi · 17 Oct 2017 at 21:42

Blackhawk47 said:
I am still trying to work out why Acme bought another Corolla.

Shouldn't have got rid of the first one.

grudas · 17 Oct 2017 at 22:28

Blackhawk47 said:
I am still trying to work out why Acme bought another Corolla.

trying to correct his mistakes

next car will probably be a celica gt

Akagi · 17 Oct 2017 at 22:34

grudas said:
trying to correct his mistakes next car will probably be a celica gt

Actually its possible it will be an MX5.

Or a T5 Volvo...

Or maybe a £300 B5 A4 with a paint roller paint job, yellow lights, lowering springs, and 3DSM wheels?

grudas · 17 Oct 2017 at 22:39

Acme said:
Actually its possible it will be an MX5.

Or a T5 Volvo...

Or maybe a £300 B5 A4 with a paint roller paint job, yellow lights, lowering springs, and 3DSM wheels?

has to be an audi

I wanna go something silly for £1k lately.. just to completely destroy it and have fun

Akagi · 17 Oct 2017 at 22:44

grudas said:
has to be an audi I wanna go something silly for £1k lately.. just to completely destroy it and have fun

B5 A4 1.8T manual, paint it teal gloss, have one rusty wing, matte black bonnet, yellow lights, pressed plates, lowered a stupid amount, fake BBS's or supergay fake 3DSM/Rotiform wheels from eBay, dodgy re-map, chuck the air filter in the bin, obnoxious blow-off valve, sunstrip with some stupid script writing that says "low n' slow" or something equally faggotty, 25 air fresheners on the mirror, few stickers... Job done!

Could probably do all that for £1.5K, and it would be worth it just for the reactions...

grudas · 18 Oct 2017 at 09:05

Acme said:
B5 A4 1.8T manual, paint it teal gloss, have one rusty wing, matte black bonnet, yellow lights, pressed plates, lowered a stupid amount, fake BBS's or supergay fake 3DSM/Rotiform wheels from eBay, dodgy re-map, chuck the air filter in the bin, obnoxious blow-off valve, sunstrip with some stupid script writing that says "low n' slow" or something equally faggotty, 25 air fresheners on the mirror, few stickers... Job done!

Could probably do all that for £1.5K, and it would be worth it just for the reactions...

take that to ocuk meet and people will blow up

I do want to go mad with an mx5, probably not slammed like your black one was but a fat fitment with wide arches etc..

Kiethton · 18 Oct 2017 at 10:46

grudas said:
take that to ocuk meet and people will blow up I do want to go mad with an mx5, probably not slammed like your black one was but a fat fitment with wide arches etc..

And a turbo/supercharger I hope!

Akagi · 18 Oct 2017 at 11:55

Or I could do the above with an MX5.

Kiethton · 20 Oct 2017 at 12:55

Bump for anybody yet to order food...

Kiethton · 24 Oct 2017 at 09:47

And with decent weather forecast again I've revised the outline route, especially as it's likely to be the last proper hoon this year!

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/T...a4bc206738f!2m2!1d-0.0440485!2d51.1595517!3e0

These roads are lighter in traffic vs. Last time so it should work out well

Basic list of villages for sat nav routes are:

Chiddingstone causeway
Speldhurst
Groombridge
Duddleswell
Watch Cross
Turners hill
The Wiremill

Although with slightly lower numbers and less traffic I'm hopeful we'll all stay together a bit more easily...

Remember - start point is The Woodman @ 11am @Voxination - set your alarm for the right time this week

Cleisthenes · 24 Oct 2017 at 10:00

Re the OP, it might be an idea to put the post number instead of "UPDATED ROUTE ON P4" as some of us have 100 posts per page