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My 5 year old has one of those little VTech cameras that can take videos as well, found it by his bed when I tucked him in the other night and had a look at what he's been taking pictures of.

He's been setting up his little bed light when he's in bed, and recording his wrestling matches with his figures and doing the commentary. We started watching similar on YouTube the other day so he's clearly trying to do his own version. Found it so bloody cute that he'd gone away and done that in secret and how he made his own little set up to do it as well, quite a proud father moment :p When I asked him, he wanted to make his own YouTube channel so people could watch them.

Not really a question or an advice post, just sharing a cute kid story :p
That is cute as hell. My daughter shows her initiative in different ways. My wife had her, the neighbour's daughter and another wee kid over yesterday. The young lads mum brought over some chocolates for them all to share. While having coffee in the kitchen my wife notices it's gone quiet. The young lad is entertaining himself in the sitting room, and my wife discovers the two girls hiding under the duvet of our bed scoffing all the chocolates upstairs. I'd have loved to have seen their faces when she threw back the cover
 
I feel like I can see the light and my girl is not even 4 yet. This morning she got up, did a poop by herself, got dressed and ready for nursery and everything while my wife and I lay in bed. Honestly I was so happy. The sound of those turds splashing in the toilet was like music to my ears. I think maybe when school starts in Sept we might have a semblance of normal life.

So yeah, no more for me thanks. Just waiting to get the snip. Hats off to you brave fellas, but not for me!
 
Discovering how hard it is to tell my 3 year old son not to swear when he copies me and then subsequently keep a straight face and not laugh or smile as I tell him off. :D

Yesterday my daughter came into the bog after I'd used it and said "open the window! JESUS!"

I had to try hard not to laugh. That's my wife through and through.

Ditto, first due on August 8th. Already know it's a boy so at least we can buy with a gender in mind! Already have cot, buggy, various sleeping mattresses/blankets, loads of 0-3m old clothes (and some 3-6m old for when we know we won't have time to shop). Still a bit of a minefield really knowing what's required and what's just companies scaremongering us into buying stuff. Overall really excited, although nervous about how much life is about to change!

As already said, car seat is essential (make sure you can lift the whole thing out without mucking about or you'll risk waking him up).

Other than that, nappies, wipes and loads of muslin squares. Like, lots of them. Also, expect him to be in onesies at all times except for trips out of the house, because those cute little outfits are a ballache to change every couple hours when they spew on them or when you need to change nappies. Clothes are basically an optional extra compared to those little suits. On that one, I recommend the ones that unbutton down the middle and not the ones that button down to one leg. Trust me on that one.

Moses basket was awesome for us (moving her without waking her up was a lot easier), but other people don't rate them so ymmv.

Other thing that was awesome for us: one of those toilet seat shaped cushions for feeding. If you're doing bottle feeding it can wreck your neck holding them for like 30mins a pop, and the cushion saved my shoulder and neck after some serious pain.
 
Reliving a nightmare currently.
My little girl had viral meningitis when she was six weeks old (now three) and now we going through it with out four week old little girl ☹️
Referred to pediatrics from the out of hours yesterday at local hospital and initially the senior doctor wasn't to concerned and just wanted to do blood tests but whilst there her temperature spiked so she was taken straight off for a lumber puncture and then a minimum 48 hours of antibiotics until they can tell what the spinal fluid cultures are doing.
Just spoken to wife and she had a bad night with her and they have said they think "something is brewing" as her temp went over 39 degrees in the night
Hope everything is okay dude. I know that helpless panic. My daughter once peaked over 40C and was lying on the sofa barely breathing. Awful. Hoping for a swift recovery!
 
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The little wee man has arrived some over 3 weeks ago and what a stressful time it has been. 2 weeks paternity leave went by pretty quick and after the first day was done, the wife had to go back to hospital to get her gallbladder removed.
That was at the end of last week, so it was just me and the little one till wednesday when the mrs came back home. I don't know how single mums do it, i was pretty much a zombie for the duration the mrs was gone lol.
apart from that, he seems very behaved so far. :p
Don't worry mate, you've nearly broken the back of it by now. He'll soon start waking up less in the night (by less I mean fewer times). It gets a bit easier before it starts getting harder
 
How do you guys moderate stuff like screen time and what healthy snacks do you go for? I've found my kids will demolish a pack of fig rolls and they're not too bad with fruit and veg, but im not sure what which are healthiest cereal bars to go for. I typically let them have a brunch bar or something like that once in a while. I realise this may get very polarising responses:p.
Screen time we just say when and then let her get the screaming out of her system. Obviously we prepare her a bit (I'm setting a timer for 5 mins and then you'll turn off your tablet etc) and most of the time it's grand and she just switches it off.

Snacks, I say if she's hungry after dinner she can have a banana. No snack snacks or she just eats less dinner knowing she can have snacks later. Boring but filling bananas only. During the day we're a bit more flexible, but bowls of chopped up fruit are our go to.
 
What an exhausting last few days....5am Tuesday morning, the missus gets pains and we go to hospital, arriving at hospital they were about to send us home as she looked pretty good, only for them to do a quick examination and realise she was 6 cm dilated! We went straight through to a birthing suite and at 1708, baby Reuben was born.

I could barely get words out and sobbed myself silly at first! I didn't think I had such emotions, it was indescribable!

Got him home the next day and both mum and baby are doing great, mum coped amazing well during the birth on just gas and air and even remarked to me afterwards that it wasn't as bad as she thought it would be!!!

My life since has been a seemingly endless pursuit of sterilising things, and was secretly amazed at how OK I felt after 60+ hours straight of no sleep! There was no way I could sleep on the hospital ward in the chair! Ours was good as gold and barely whimpered but other babies were full on screaming!
Congrats dude!
 
My daughter is doing some next level negotiation at the moment and I don't know how to handle it. Normally if she's being difficult I'll do something like

"if you don't go brush your teeth I'm going to take X away from you for a whole day"

And then if she doesn't comply I do that. Repeat etc.

Now if I do that she will stand up, take the thing I'm threatening to take away, no matter how dear to her, and throw it in the bin. Same with planned outings "I don't want to go anyway".

She'd rather burn everything she holds dear than have it taken away or give in to whatever small demand I'm making. Stubborn!
 
Sounds like she's called your bluff:D.
I wish, that'd be an easy fix! It's more like she's committing super hard to her bluff. She knows I don't make idle threats so the only way to counter my consequences is to take control of the punishment by enacting it herself. I'm a bit stumped as to how to overcome it. I'm slightly impressed that she's decided victory is worth more than all of her possessions.
 
It's official, I am now firing blanks! Had the op oack in July but there was still residual swimmers in my samples for the last 8 months.

It's only taken 4 children (oldest 14 youngest 19 months) to decide I needed clipping :eek::D
8 months?! Bloody hell they must have had beards when they came out!

I'm scheduled in for May and the prospect of having to wait a further 8 months to, ahem, enjoy the positive side of it is a bit of a downer.
 
Just means you have to be more careful, the first two tests came back as slightly positive meaning 1 in every hundred is alive, as your swimmers can live in the associated pipework for months.
I'm gonna bash one out twice a day to clean the old pipes out. There will be nothing left, dead or alive, by day 10
 
My sons turned 20 months.

Really bad cough. Not sleeping well at all.
Oh and now he's developed a fever of 38.9c at last check.

Always sodding ill after going to Nursery.
Yeah we had that. She never stayed a whole week in nursery without coming out sick for months. Caused us all sorts of grief at work. As said, this gets better eventually and it's just seasonal stuff that gets you. With a cough and a temperature you might want to work from home in case it's the dreaded covid 19 as you'll get whatever they get
 
So i've just learnt a valuable lesson at how dangerous toddlers are. My daughter almost broke my nose as I bent down to get her off the potty.

She jumped up quicker and harder then a punch from Mike Tyson, I haven't had a nose bleed for nearly a decade and she just destroyed that whilst laughing it off.
Been there, I now always lean my head to the side when I pick my daughter up. She proper chinned me quite recently and I was sure I'd broken a tooth.
christ on a stick, that's my coffee out my nose and all over my desk bahahahahaha

It burns but my nose will recover. Roaring with laughter at that :D:D:D:D

I was only half joking, mate. By the time I go in for my first post op test it'll be like a pepperami.

We considered the tied tubes option for my wife, but it seemed like a more serious op and really I have a vested interest in this.
 
Just don't look down, I did and now I'll never shake the image of a couple of pipes sticking out. On a separate note, my 3 year old has bashed his mouth and one of his front (milk) teeth has a slight wobble and there was a small amount of blood. As my daughter was never that rough as his age it's not something we've experienced before, I'm hoping it's going to just reset itself, as it's not that loose, but it does look a bit further back than his other tooth (I can't say I noticed either way before the accident but you know how it is with these things). Now I'm not expecting to actually be able to see a dentist as I assume they would be shut, but is it fine just taking the wait and see approach? He said it was hurting him at tea, but I think he's milking it as he was eating very mushy carrot at the time. My wife is worried he will loose it but I think he will be OK.
Assuming my appointment doesn't get cancelled, I will not look down
 
My Wife and i had our first child on the 16th a little boy! its been an interesting experience with the lockdown. both mum and him have been through the wars with an emergency c section and then when he was only 5 days old requiring keyhole surgery to fix a "family trait" pyloric stenosis so the first week of his life has been in and out of hospitals! and then he has got an infected belly button! not great with this virus flying around.

Thankfully we have been home a week and a half now and slowing getting used to no sleep and lots of nappy changes and his bely button is healing thank to some antibiotic cream!

Never realised how hard this would be! but thankfully going to be working from home for the forseable future so that should help.
Congrats dude, welcome to the club. I was on a conference call tonight with a bunch of VPs and my daughter ran in and shouted "daddy I love your butt!" at the top of her voice to troll me. Chip off the old block
 
I wish I had something helpful to add on this one, but weirdly the incentive that worked for Riley was just that she wanted to pull the flush and had to use the toilet to do it.
 
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