OcUK News 18th December 2002

[MAPeX]

Team Status
These stats were taken between 21:00 17th December and when i could be bothered

The Hunt Ahead

Team EDGE Not as much as us Not enough
OcUK Lots and Lots a lot more than them

Out Crunched By Millions

Difference Not much now

The Hunters behind

Microsoft Again not enough A little
OcUK Huge Amount Humongous Dumping

Out Crunched By Loads

Difference Getting bigger

NO GRAPHS SORRY, COULDNT DRAW THEM

• Number Of Active Members= Loads
• Number Of Units Returned= Millions Again
• Average WU's returned per active member = Lots
• Number of Members = 1547
• Average WU's returned per member = Quite a few Actually

New Stompahs

We welcome aboard the Hppy Stompah

Dont know


Units Gained = Depends really


Splitters

Nne Today

Units Lost = 0


Today's Lucky Cruncher

69)AdamBentley 5782


Today's Beast

666)GSVJo 233


Here follows The Full Team Stats

Those who have taken Seti Bran, The Big Dumpers

Lots of people with lots of units



Those who have used their size 12 stomping boots

Lots again

 

[MAPeX]

A Few Stats For Those With Only A Single PC

Those who have taken Seti Bran, The Big Dumpers

Loads of folks



Those who have used their size 12 stomping boots

Loads again

 

[MAPeX]

Cakey And Sparkley Time

Those Who Have Recieved a Cir Tiff É Kate

A few people

Kongratchoolayshuns everyone on a Mighty Fine™ H'Achievement.

Remember to hang it on your cell wall with pride.

For that have a

WAHAY and a w00t

and some

H'onwards and H'upwards for the good ship SS Hppy Stompah.


Oh and a quick mention

TEAM STOMP YOU SLACKERS WON TODAY

 

[Slackworth]

W00t!!! NICE ONE s'ah....Now lets never speak of this ever again...

Nice attempt though

 

[Iron Crow]

Stats seem a bit more accurate than usual

Good work Acid-Burn

 

[Luke284]

i hate to be the one that puts you down for you mighty fine H'Achievement but isnt it the 18th today....

 

[MAPeX]

Originally posted by adwhitworth
W00t!!! NICE ONE s'ah....Now lets never speak of this ever again...

Nice attempt though

At least it correct and i ahev spotted the wrong date. I ahd to leave one mistake otherwise id put ad's job at risk

 

[Markjcj]

Mmmm....

FAR better than Mr. Slackworths, not a single mistake in site

 

[Slackworth]

Originally posted by Acid-Burn
At least it correct and i ahev spotted the wrong date. I ahd to leave one mistake otherwise id put ad's job at risk

I was expecting this

 

[MAPeX]

Originally posted by adwhitworth
I was expecting this

And with the magic powers i ahve inside me, or just asking MYB the date isnt wrong anymore

 

[Markjcj]

Originally posted by adwhitworth
I was expecting this

Well you had to really didn't you, I mean with you having such a reputation as a slacker.......

 

[Snash]

Yeeeeeee Haaaaaaaa!

 

[PurDunamis]

Top news there Mr Acid-Burn

 

[Guest]

As a special treat to all those Sir-Tif-é-Kat winners, please let me present you with this lovely cake which was hand prepared earlier today in the OcUK dunjunns.

Yup. You guessed it. It is of course banana cake

Cut yourself a slice and give it a taste

K.

 

[Grouch]

Great news boss, especially this bit

Originally posted by Acid-Burn

Oh and a quick mention

TEAM STOMP YOU SLACKERS WON TODAY

 

[MAPeX]

Originally posted by Grouch
Great news boss, especially this bit

Yeah i put most thought into that part sah

 

[sparks]

Nice pi** take lads
But where are the REAL stats?

 

[MAPeX]

Originally posted by sparks
Nice pi** take lads
But where are the REAL stats?

Well adwhitworth is being a slacker again and cant do it tonight as his computer isnt functioning, so i thought id fill in for him

 

[Markjcj]

Originally posted by sparks
Nice pi** take lads
But where are the REAL stats?

See here good sir.


ps supposed to fully blank out swearies



/edit/ edited to correct my terrible spelling

 

[sparks]

Ah i understand now. Do we get a double helping of stats tomorrow? sorry for swearing, i will **** *** now