Odd perceptions of human body types.

[krooton]

is the bird in Hitch hikers guide the galaxy (newer rubbish version) Zooey Deschanel ???

Yes

 

[gitbags]

If my missus looked like scarlett I'd have married her years ago. Much smaller knockers but her behind more that makes up for it though.. ITS HUGE!

 

[Cliste]

I wood.

Edit: Would*. Used my wrong brain to string that sentence together.

 

[Raikiri]

Hulk SMASH (that pasty).

is the bird in Hitch hikers guide the galaxy (newer rubbish version) Zooey Deschanel ???

Yes, only reason I watched the film as I knew they'd ruin it.

 

[utajoker]

just to confirm we may need more pictures of other hot girls to compare.

 

[Muzy]

Hey women of OCUK,

if you are not curvy you are ugly and you should be in the kitchen making food for men.

curvy women = what men wants, they don't work in the kitchen, they are made for the bed.

 

[Soundood]

yeah elbows waaaay tooo pointy,

 

[krooton]

Hey women of OCUK,

if you are not curvy you are ugly and you should be in the kitchen making food for men.

curvy women = what men wants, they don't work in the kitchen, they are made for the bed.

That make Nigella a paradox!

 

[antijoke]

Why ruin it with rubbish like that?

 

[Delvis]

=/ Nice blatant shop, get rid!

Mind you, I've heard people moan about the costume...Is it not how the costume was in Marvel originally anyway?

 

[krooton]

=/ Nice blatant shop, get rid!

Mind you, I've heard people moan about the costume...Is it not how the costume was in Marvel originally anyway?

Pretty much (this is from April 2011)

 

[kwerk]

But she's no Zooey Deschanel.



In all of her roles she's she quirky and wacky just like me we'd be perfect together.

She looks very androgynous. Cut her hair short and she'd look like a young boy.

No offense but anyone who finds her attractive may well be a latent pederast.

 

[Lord-Jaffa]

Scarlett is a weird one, her eyes are too far apart, her nose is too big, her lips are too big and her face shape isnt great.

However put them together and shes very attractive! Body is amazing no doubt as well

 

[checjb]

Scarlett is a weird one, her eyes are too far apart, her nose is too big, her lips are too big and her face shape isnt great.

However put them together and shes very attractive! Body is amazing no doubt as well

I agree with this with the exception that I find SJ very unattractive sometimes and others times almost staggeringly plain. Even within MAA there are some scenes where she is beautiful (and I'm talking facially here, that body is amazing all the time) but in others she borders on ugly. But, as alluded to above, why she is able to perform this trick is beyond me.

 

[Aeleys]

OK,

I've noticed after reading some reviews of "The Avengers" & noticed quite a number of references to Scarlett Johansson character being "fat with a huge behind" - have I entered an alternate universe or something in which the goalposts have been moved to extreme levels?.

No...you're just on the internet?

 

[Number_25]

I would bang anything if I had the opportunity to.

 

[Aeleys]

On a scale of one to ten, i'd give her one

I'll take the other 9 then

I would bang anything if I had the opportunity to.

 

[Curio]

I once demanded that my wife disclose which 3 female celebs she would get it on with if her life depended on it. After much persuading (and a lot of cursing from her) she pondered it for a while and came up with.

Angelina Jolie (Meh...)
Cate Blanchett (Meh...)
Scarlett Johansson (Yesssssssssssssss!)

I tried to push my luck further and asked her to describe how that might look, but she was having none of it

 

[LordSplodge]

There's no wow 3d moments in it. Not even Scarlett.

Yeah but the 3D is done quite well. I hate that over the top 3D and it's known to give people headaches.

 

[tom_e]

I'd do terrible things to her! Hot Hot!!